For dudes only, Women Verboden. |
There is very little I know about life. I'm usually not the kind of guy to ask advice from, especially with directions. There is one thing though, that I will become born again, just to swear to God ...
Posted by Steve Please on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:32:00 PST |
Hipster Couple Fight:Overheard |
Outside the M Room.
"You know what? I'm sick of your shit."
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you I'm leaving"
"Go ahead I don't fucking care."
"You are a complete and total bitch"
"Oh yeah? Funny ge...
Posted by Steve Please on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:58:00 PST |
The Key to Survival is Self Awareness. |
So Its 6:45 am, I'm at work and I had a quick minute to grab a smoke outside. Of course, I left my smokes upstairs. My poor, hung over brain needed my mouth to spew out some kind of profan...
Posted by Steve Please on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:00:00 PST |
She blinded me with Science. |
When I was seventeen I had my palm read. The lady said that my luck line runs parallel to my success line. She said that meant that I will always get a always come really fucking close to what I wan...
Posted by Steve Please on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:34:00 PST |
Or maybe the Interior of Someplace like Sinberia.. |
My earliest memory is trying to crawl out of my crib, before I could even say the word insomnia. There always seems like there is so much life to do in a day, and I always figured that if God wanted ...
Posted by Steve Please on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:53:00 PST |
Locker Room Shit Talk-Overheard |
Transcribed as accurately as you can at 7am on a Saturday morning.
"You look like a mother fucking goblin in that green suit."
"Yeah keep running your mouth"
"Ohh what are you going to do? Cas...
Posted by Steve Please on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:21:00 PST |
The games People Play |
You ever get in one of those moods where you really feel like fucking with people? I've been holed up in the crib for the last couple of days. My roommates are sick, so it's not really fair or intel...
Posted by Steve Please on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:15:00 PST |
For women and Tingles only. |
Let's look at Kitties! ...
Posted by Steve Please on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:08:00 PST |
Huckleberry Chronicles 1: It was a beautiful day, Me and Tom were Singing. |
You all should know I was born a redneck. I can out-fish and out-shoot anyone on the inbred side of your family. Shit, the first time I shot I was about 8. See, My mom had me when she was forty, (I...
Posted by Steve Please on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:49:00 PST |
My morning in verse |
HaikuFuck you snooze alarmScreaming far across the roomLast night Steve hates meLimerickI've got Doctor's appointment at eightWhen I get there I'll have to waitIt's quite a hikeSo I'll take my bikeThi...
Posted by Steve Please on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:01:00 PST |
