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Michael "the confessor"

About Me

dumbDefinition of Guido : an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette. Could that guy at the bar be any greasier?! He is such a guido deep philosophical root meaning of life .. .. .. Bouna Natale

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God, but none of his relativesMy niggaz

My Blog

Race, class, expected dissapointment and the Dali Lama

Life or Death. Its Sunday and my mouth tastes like it probably would be scary under a microscope lens since I haven't put my fluoride brussh inside it and it's what, 2? It snowed about what ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:36:00 GMT

God as you understand him

I wonder if idealism will ever be able to beat out wild anarchy. The pieces of my life seem random but yet somehow poetic at the same time. As I was laying naked on my carpet using a pair of dirty jea...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:58:00 GMT

Who , what, how, where, when, why?

Bruce Springsteen songs are the one thing in the larger world that comes so close to describing my life that its strange in a way. His stories are about growing up in New Jersey, the streets of Philad...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:23:00 GMT

Gone so far to become so human

What is it that makes us uniquely human, different than other creatures. Maybe not so much at all. A phrase like more advanced than the animals is not very fitting if you’ve ever been honest eno...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:03:00 GMT

You want to know why Im called the confessor

Im so fucking depressed. I cant stand this shit. Its follwed me around for my entire life. It comes in waves of inner suffering. When I was in high school I used to think I was gonna have a later in l...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:59:00 GMT

NOw ts time to say goodbye

M I C see you real soon. k e y. yes I feel that way yes. Man I just had the gnarliest gas . It musta been Pizza hut. How the fuck did that metigon (American, and do't you dare give me your sorry "W...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 23:37:00 GMT

Lesbians in China

Got a job. Car wrencher. Subletted aptmnt. Hurt back. Groceries. Peter Gunn. Big Wes. Cold feet. Literal. Wheres the sun? Land of Freaks. Whack job. I Fit right in.
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:23:00 GMT

Never Never Land

So just what I planned has happened which proves the power of the subconscious mind. I get to Portland or as Ive always liked to call it never never land, where nobody ever grows up. I said to myself ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:23:00 GMT

The Great NOrth. Is it home or is everywhere out my backdoor home

Wham Bam thank you mam. Here I am. It metamorphosized from a maybe so to a yeah thats right to a guess what no Im serious I mean it to a I cant see out of my windows cause theres furniture piled to wo...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Hopelessly devoted to you

I'm here. I've finally fucking made it. I realized this yesterday evening about 50 miles north of Sacremento. Thats when I realized, next stop, Portland Oregon. I remember the day I decided to move he...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:21:00 GMT