I met the Prophetess |
Holy shit.
I just had the best trolley ride from 30th street to 48th street.
I got on the trolley and there was only 1 seat available- behind the rear stairwell, next to a giant fat black lady. ... Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:38:00 GMT |
Great idea. |
Though I'll never do it, I really really really want to get the tip of my thumb tattooed like a luchadore mask, so I could be the baddest thumb wrestler in the world. Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:24:00 GMT |
My Zen Project |
http://worldwide-web.com/JeffreyBabad/Simpsons/Carl/psycho.m
p3It's been like 3 years in the making, and now it's pretty much done, aside from the flora growing... I present to you... My zen fountain (... Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 13:53:00 GMT |
A moment of clarity |
I hate it when people tell me I'm lucky.They see things I've done, stuff I have, the life I live, the supermodels I've fucked, whatever, and say, "you're SO LUCKY."I hate that.Everything I have, ever... Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:26:00 GMT |
256 Pobamas... I mean, pounds... |
Ah, finally- April 22nd is here, and the PA Primary Election has begun!But I'm ahead of myself... Yesterday, rather than go to the gym, I did an alternate workout. I chaperoned my son's class on a fie... Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:52:00 GMT |
Hillary Clinton is ruining my fitness routine. |
So last Thursday I get to the gym and there are signs posted all over saying, "Attention Members- We will be closed tomorrow for a private event. Sorry for the inconvenience."So Friday morning I woke ... Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:43:00 GMT |
So you want to be a tack-too artist, huh? |
A lot of people have contacted me through MySpace me about how they, too, can become a tattooer.Tonight I answered a letter to a guy who seems like a better candidate than anyone else who has asked me... Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:46:00 GMT |
256 and falling |
Boring entry this week, though I’m down 10 pounds, now, so that’s exciting.I don’t know if this is common knowledge or not, but I believe it is my destiny to one day raise a retard a... Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:03:00 GMT |
A word or two about influenza |
Jesus.H.Fucking.Christ.This shit is absolute, abject misery.I thought that stupid cold I had last week was bad! If only I had known then what I know now!Let me run you through this illness. This past ... Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:00:00 GMT |
My blog is late, and I was sick... |
So I had a pretty crappy week last week.I went to the gym Monday and Tuesday just fine, feeling good, all sysems go... Then I woke up on Wednesday feeling like COMPLETE AND UTTER ASS!Sick as crap. Sta... Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:23:00 GMT |