I would like to meet all the characters that this Myspace page represented at one time or another. Let's see.....there was Oobernational Sensation, The Shape Shifter, Rhinoskin Burnham, and Abmeister Jerriblankmaestro. I will provide a brief description of each persona and let your handy imagination do the rest: Oobernational S. was a friendly robot ghost that haunted cyber space by playing practical jokes on spammers. Oober liked to make drawings of what she envisioned would be the personifications of spam names. You can see her drawings in the picture section of this profile. The Shapeshifter is still here.....the question is, in what form? Perhaps in the form of Rhinoskon Burnham, who's favorite Jim Henson creation is Oscar the goddamn grouch. Rhinoskin was a reject muppet who remained embittered all of his life after being thrown off the set of Sesame Street. Only Oscar understood him, and let RB live in his trash can during the filming of the show. Perhaps the Shape Shifter got tired of Oscar's spacious home and decided to embody Abmeister Jerriblankmaestro: Jerry Blank's maniacal and criminally insane stalker stunt double/deformed clone. On second thought, who is Olivia Twist? Must be the Shape Shifter. But perhaps the Shape Shifter is ACTUALLY Oobernational Sensation IN DISGUISE trying to fool your computer and YOU!! I'm a computa. GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE.