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Beast Infection

About Me

Originally conceived as a hazing ritual for the bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (and Young.) Barry Michael Halls, Phallice Cooper, MC.Hescher and T.O.M a.k.a. Beast Infection soon fled upon discovery that the mission of the ATF&Y was one of control and not proliferation. "It's just not the same anymore," says Hescher "I mean I haven't seen anyone smoking around here since Waco." After leaving the organization Beast Infection teamed up with song writing legends (Martha) Plimpton and (Dean) Koontz to record "The Hunt for Fred October," arguably the greatest album ever by a government agency. "We've never taken off our suits," says magnanimous Barry Michael Halls "But if you can't afford it, bitch go hire the A-Team.


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Member Since: 25/07/2005
Band Website: http://beastinfection.com
Band Members:BARRYMHALLS:keyboards,drums,guitars,vocals/ RICKYRETARDO:keyboards,drums,guitars,vocals/ PHALLICECOOPER:keyboards,drums,guitars,vocals/ STONEJMINKS:keyboards,drums,guitars,vocals
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Record Label: warner brothers
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

avant-garde pope ditches limbo

pope and his croonies ditched limbo this week after witnessing a beast infection performance in the vatican's grand spa  ballroom. says pope: "I vanted to zee zem pervorm in conzert but zee ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 16:09:00 GMT

ERIC CLAPTON CHANGES NAME TO ERIC CAPTAIN, JOINS BEAST INFECTION

GUITAR LEGEND ERIC CLAPTON CHANGED HIS NAME TO ERIC CAPTAIN AND JOINED BEAST INFECTION AFTER SEEING THE SUPER-GROUP TEAR IT UP AT CHILI'S THIS PAST WEEKEND. AS A REASON ERIC SITES: "I'VE BEEN MIS...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 15:28:00 GMT

the 7th beatle (or the fourth Beast)

The Beast Infection is proud to announce the arrival of its newest member Tom. Tom is the by-product of a cloning experiment gone horribly wrong. Phallice Cooper was just trying to get out of jury du...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 14:54:00 GMT

Line up Change

The rumors are all true. The original line up of the Buddy System is no more. Christian Rawk and Phil Colinswood have amicably parted ways with Phallice to answer the call of duty. Carbondale Communi...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 15:50:00 GMT