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Rusty Shackleford... ADMIRAL Rusty Shackleford

cactus_matt

About Me

I am the singer for the bands SAUL TURTELTAUB and SMEAR CAMPAIGN. I believe in the working class and bicycle revolutions. I am both a punk rock poetic terrorist and a proud American. I am an ordained reverend and a devout humanist. I appreciate both the hottest sex and the gentlest affection. I will drink all your beer and curse out your mom but you will still find me disarmingly charming. Just be careful if you allow me into your home overnight because I have been known to walk in my sleep and piss on floors in unfamiliar environments. Oh, and I love to use the word "fuck." It is perhaps the most versatile word in the english language.

Myspace.com Blogs - We like whiskey - CURSING IN UNISON MySpace Blog
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog....

This is the truest thing ever written!

My Interests

I love my bike, my music, writing and performing spoken word pieces (find old ones at http://allpoetry.com/poets/Cactus%20Matt), rearranging my friends' lawn furniture while they are at work, selling lemonade at a corner lemonade stand (even though my friends and I am FAR TOO OLD to be doing something like that (the Elmhurst Police say so too)), playing on a slip and slide, eating food, meeting girls, and drinking booze.

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..I would also like to meet some ladies willing to boof the kablazes out of my friend Lumpy.

Music:

Hammerbrain, Fifteen, Black Flag, By The Grace of God, The Peter Quistgard Experience,Liz Phair, Against Me, Cursing in Unison, The Accused, Murphy's Law, Gang Green, Stiff Little Fingers,Misfits, Ramones, Billy Bragg, Placebo, Bad Religion, The Sounds, D.R.I., JFA, All, Descendents, Holy Crow, The Clash, Dan Bern, Utah Phillips, Social D, SMEAR CAMPAIGN, Fleetwood Mac, Liz Phair, The Lunachicks, 4 Non Blacks, Sharing Mass Graves, The Dwarves, Voodoo Glow Skulls, The Specials, Naked Raygun, Neil Diamond, Agnostic Front , H2O, Sick Of It All, Grey Area, Green Day, Entombed, Bosstones, The Blue Meanies, Elvis, Beastie Boys, Jawbreaker, Beernuts, Ministry, NIN, Skatenigs, KMFDM, Pailhead, Consolidated, Dead Kennedys, Flipper, The Damned, Credence, Extreme Noise Terror, The 4 Skins, The Truents, Hudson Falcons, The Business, The Case, Sham 69, Strommer then Thurmond, RWN,

Movies:

The Jerk, O Brother, Where Art Thou, Strange Brew, Big Lebowski, The Usual Suspects, American History X, Little Shop of Horrors, Ghostbusters, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big One, Roger & Me, Bowling for Columbine, The Thin Blue Line, The first three Star Wars movies, South Park Bigger Longer & Uncut, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS,

Television:

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILIDELPHIA, Reno 911, The Simpsons, Law & Order, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Sea Lab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, HOME MOVIES (the most underrated gem in the Adult Swim line-up), The Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Shield, the Discovery and History Channels

Books:

A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS!!!!! by David Eggers, Special Topics in Callamity Physics, A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Coupland, David Sedaris, or JD Salinger, You Shall Know Our Velocity (also by David Eggers), Fluke, The Mysteries of Pitsburgh, Adventures of Kevalier and Clay, Henry IV, The Alchemist, Dr. Faustus, New Ingredients for Old Fashioned Revolution, My World: Jeff Ott's tales of an aging gutter punk, Watch Your Mouth, Bomb the Suburbs, Trailerpark, Our Band Can Be Your Life,The Temporary Autonomous Zone, Revolt of the Masses Rule of the Bone, 1984, American Skin, Youth in Revolt, the Fan Man, The Tempest, Catch 22, The American Bible of Outlaw Poetry, The Pill vs. the Spring Hill Mine Disaster, No More Prisons, Kill the Poor, The Other America, Common Sense, Common Sense for the 20th Century, Why We Can't Wait, Any biography/autobiography of anyone interesting (favorite one being SURELY YOU'RE JOKING MR. FEYMAN)

Heroes:

B K L, that one girl with the boobs, that other girl with the boobs (you know... the BOOOOOOBS), Geoffrey Parks (the Mayor of Boobytown), and ECW's Mikey Whipwreck.

My Blog

REAL CONSUMER REPORTS: Rating the Delis of Mustard, IL .4- Momma Jean's Deli

     The morning after meeting with Tommy Maye and being bombarded with all of his rediculous theories about the underground goings on in Mustard I woke up in the back seat of my r...
Posted by Rusty Shackleford... ADMIRAL Rusty Shackleford on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:55:00 PST

RCR: Rating the Delis of Mustard, IL . 3 -THE ORIGINAL FAMOUS FUCKIN' GOOD SANDWICH

THE ORIGINAL FAMOUS FUCKIN' GOOD SANDWICH and an interesting interview with its owner, Tommy Maye.        The Original Famous Fuckin' Good Sandwich (which, due to decency laws...
Posted by Rusty Shackleford... ADMIRAL Rusty Shackleford on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:42:00 PST

REAL CONSUMER REPORTS: Rating the Delis of Mustard, IL . 2 - Town Hall Tasty's Super Sandwich

     After visiting Timo's, my next stop was to Town Hall Tasty's Super Sandwich Shop (100 Municipal Rd in MUSTARD).  This was my logical second stop because I needed to get a...
Posted by Rusty Shackleford... ADMIRAL Rusty Shackleford on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 06:19:00 PST

REAL CONSUMER REPORTS: Rating the Delis of Mustard, IL . 1 - TIMO'S

Hello everyone!  When last we talked I told you of my trip to my boyhood hometown, MUSTARD, IL.  You will recall that MUSTARD's first and most stupendous cause for notoriety is the fact that...
Posted by Rusty Shackleford... ADMIRAL Rusty Shackleford on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 02:38:00 PST

Sweet home Mustard!

     Last weekend I was feeling particularly lost in this great big life which I do not come even close to understanding, so I took a much needed getaway to the place of my birth; ...
Posted by Rusty Shackleford... ADMIRAL Rusty Shackleford on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:40:00 PST