Jehovah's Witnesses are ruining my life!!!! |
These nuts are relentless, freakish, psycho-god-crazed people who keep coming to my house and pissing my dog off. And me even more. They can full well see me through the window NOT answering the door ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 16:50:00 GMT |
dog whisperer here we come... |
i'm gonna have to contact caesar millan. or make a video so i can be on the show. my two male dogs hate each other now. they used to be buddies, but now they can't even be next to each other. and...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:24:00 GMT |
25 signs you might be a drunkard (excerpt from Frank Kelly Rich's The Modern Drunkard) |
25 Signs You Might be a Drunkard
1. Three separate liquor store owners refer to you as "the guy/lady who paid for my houseboat."
2. You only smoke when you drink, and you go through three packs a...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:06:00 GMT |
sleep deprived |
transient happinessslaps me in the face from time to time fleeting moments of you i cannot eraseslipped comfortably in my mindpoking out pictures that are frayed at the edgesof places and thingsonce s...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:38:00 GMT |
weather angst and boredom |
this oppressive heat and humidity leaves me sitting at the computer all night like an asshole, not daring to step outside. i fear i may melt as i almost did earlier today. i will take chicago winter a...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:20:00 GMT |
yeah...i'm a tough irish broad! |
Take the quiz: http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=710"> size = "+2">Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? http://img.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz1/710/res6.jpg" border="0">Pog mo t...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 15:02:00 GMT |
where have all the lighters gone...?? |
there is something that keeps happening in my life that is not only frustrating, but somewhat costly, and extremely confusing. one day i hope to figure it all out. i keep purchasing lighters only to f...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:19:00 GMT |
51 things you never knew you wanted to know about me |
1. What is your middle name? Ann2. What size is your bed? queen...too bad i never sleep on it really 3. What are you listening to right now? the noise in my head 4. What are the last 2 digits in your ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 14:48:00 GMT |
reminiscing... |
i am sitting here half awake, should be asleep, but doing that before 2am is never going to happen in my life at this point. thinking about the past, all the good times i have had, all the the bad, al...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 23:18:00 GMT |
these quizzes are eating me alive!! |
the only vice i need to quit are these damn quizzes! the devil will find work for idle hands to do, and i will make sure it is a vodka tonic like my good friend patsy next time i feel the ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 18:43:00 GMT |
