I want to meet Crispin Glover so I can ask him what he was thinking when he made this video. Oh, and how it felt to almost kick David Letterman in the face. That was awesome.
(For those of you with slow connections, press play and then pause it, let it load. Then let the hilarity ensue!)
Other than that, whoever fits the following:
**Mentally (AKA What Matters Most)** Intelligent people who are content to sit around drinking coffee (or other things!) and talking. Good taste in music. Original ideas. The ability to admit one is wrong. Being comfortable with doing nothing some, but not all, of the time. Firm believers in relying on more than first impressions. Sarcasm and the ability to make me laugh are a must. **Physically (AKA Shit That Gets My Attention)** Punks, skaters, rockabilly, redheads, tattoos, piercings, basically anyone that looks like trouble.
**Shit I'll hate you for** Not knowing when to shut up or speak up. Being unable to throw caution to the wind and go with the flow. Being a party animal that's out every night, or being a homebody
that only goes out once in a blue moon. Irresponsibility. People that go to school to become something that will make them rich, not happy.
**Note: The calendar below contains things I'd do in a perfect world where I had no work or homework or lack of gas money, not things I am definitely doing. Stop stalking me, your attempts are futile.**
16 Horsepower, The Adolescents, Rikk Agnew, Air, Alice in Chains, Ambulance LTD, Arab Strap, The B-52;s, bATES, Beck, Belly, Billy Idol, The Black Heart Procession, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Bloc Party, Blonde Redhead, The Blood Arm, The Bravery, Butthole Surfers, Can, Catherine Wheel, The Chameleons UK, Coldplay, The Colour, The Cure, Day One Symphony, The Departure, Depeche Mode, Descendents, Dinosaur Jr., Divided, Drive Like Jehu, Duran Duran, The Editors, The Epoxies, Esthero, The Faint, Faith No More, Filter, For Love Not Lisa, Fugazi, Gram Rabbit, Gwar, Hot Hot Heat, Hot Snakes, Icarus Line, Interpol, Isis, Jada Morning, Etta James, Skip James, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Joan Osborne, Joy Division, Lovage, Love and Rockets, The Lovemakers, Low, Lunachicks, Lush, Madrugada, The Mars Volta, Mazzy Star, Mean Red Spiders, Medicine, Metric, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Morrissey, Moving Units, Muse, The Music, Neurosis, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Nomeansno, Nonpoint, Ours, Pavement, Peach, Pearl Jam, A Perfect Circle, Phantom Planet, Phenomenauts, Phones, Pinback, The Pixies, Porno for Pyros, The Psychedelic Furs, Pulp, Queens of the Stone Age, Quitter, REM, Radiohead, Ride, Ringside, River City Rebels, Sigur Ros, The Sisters of Mercy, Slowdive, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Sneaker Pimps, Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Spoon, Stellastarr*, The Stills, The Stone Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, Swervedriver, TSOL, Talking Heads, Teenage Harlets, Tiger Army, Tomahawk, Tool, Turbonegro, Type O Negative, VAST, The Verve, The Vines, Woven Hand, 80's
Amelie, Usual Suspects, Boondock Saints, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Donnie Darko, Death to Smoochy, Lost Highway, Mulholland Drive, Happy Texas, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Ghost World, Lemony Snicket's, O Brother Where Art Thou
Anne Rice, Patricia Cornwell, Harry Potter, Irvine Welsh, Aimee Bender, Jennifer Belle, Jonathan Kellerman