nono |
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Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:23:00 GMT |
Just Funny |
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What’s 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm& 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Um...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:10:00 GMT |
Police Questioning |
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:04:00 GMT |
Florida Old Folks |
Getting Older In Florida
"Sure, I’ve gotten old. I’ve had 2 bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear any...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:20:00 GMT |
RedNeck jokes |
How To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slot...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:19:00 GMT |
Bubba and Earl |
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock!! We’re gonna ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:17:00 GMT |
Ghost |
A professor at Florida Southern College was giving a lecture of the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:15:00 GMT |
A Drunk Story |
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, look...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:35:00 GMT |
Only In America |
Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do peopl...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:33:00 GMT |
What A Horrible Life... |
A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:29:00 GMT |
