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The Distortions

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About Me





The Distortions are a three-piece band from Los Angeles California. We exist in order to make the best full length rocknroll albums that can possibly be made. Our music is a dark swirl of sparkly surreal guitars, throbbing rhythms, dreamy ethereal mixes, and lyrics straight out of real life. When we play live, we sound just like we sound on record, because that's our job.
Our new full length album "Machines at Night" is now out and available at iTunesClick here to purchase the CD at CDBaby.com.

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Here's what the critics have said about The Distortions :
*Another work of darkly brilliant dreampop from The Distortions... Somewhere between Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, My Bloody Valentine and Snow Patrol, The Distortions have found a sound that echoes with dark majesty and narcotic intensity- Mike Bond, UK Music Search*The Distortions have truly stepped up with what can easily be considered one of the standout records of the year so far, and it stands to set them among some of their greatest peers like Doves & Black Rebel Motorcycle Club... a remarkably subtle and nuanced album ... -Andru Aesthetik, Post-Punk.com
*Machines At Night" is not an album of bombast and fire, but of introspection and magic- Paul Leeds, CultureBunker.com*The Distortions are faultless purveyors of optimistic dream-rock. Richard Stokoe, LosingToday.com*..."Galaxies Rearranging" conjures up images of The Byrds raised on The Jesus & Mary Chain... UK Music Search*The Distortions rock in a My Bloody Valentine-goes-POP kind of fashion... -Michael Diver, Drowned In Sound London, UK
*Listening to this disc, I'm reminded of other LA bands that tried to convince the suntanned loafers that another world exists; bands like Gwen Mars and Plexi can be clearly heard in The Distortions' music. These 9 songs will hopefully succeed where these two failed. Highly recommended; 8/11 -Paul Leeds culturebunker.com Los Angeles
*...the Distortions are the real thing; talented and musically advanced. -Independentsonly.com
*...Masterfully done... -Chaz Martenstein LeftoftheDial.com
*Dark, distortion-laden pop mixed with trace elements of goth and 1980s alt-rock (you can practically see the sunglasses and leather jackets). It's enough to make your inner angst-ridden high school student mope for joy. "HiFi Pick" -Jason Morehead Opuszine.com Lincoln, NE
*Existing in a world where The Jesus And Mary Chain and Joy Division replace The Beatles And Stones as the pinnacle of pop genius, The Distortions are a band dealing in the same fuzzy distortion and skewed melodies that made those bands so great. Cooler than The Strokes and with better songs than Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, EXPLODING TEENAGE BODY PART represents a debut album to cherish and love. -Mike Bond UKmusicsearch London
*An excellent album of post punk/indie rock material. If they were over in the UK I have no doubt that they'd be receiving a lot of interest from A&R and labels. "9 of 10 stars" -Scott Brown Heathen Angel London, UK
*Let some promo guys do their jobs and put them on the cover of one of those fancy UK poprock magazines, and this band is ready to conquer the alternative music scene. -Thomas Byttebier Semtexinc.com Belgium
*...The Distortions are surely the next candidates for post-punk rock royalty. -Sable Yong SoundTheSirens.com

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/15/2004
Band Website: thedistortions.com
Band Members: F-Lead vocal + bass, Heath Cooley-drums, Justin Lomery-guitar + backing vocal
Sounds Like: Fuzz Delay Reverb Jazzmaster Tambourine Songwriting Sleigh Bells Drum Bass Electric 12 string Glockenspiel Pedal Steel Theremin TheVerveRideDovesBloodyValentineMaryChainPetSounds
Record Label: Blank Recordings
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

News, June 2008

Hello, F here, and to all of you who have been waiting for The Distortions to reappear, the time has finally come. After more than a year off, some lineup changes, and now more than three months rehe...
Posted by The Distortions on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:02:00 PST

Distortions Radio

Recently, we've been getting alot of support from two guys who host shows on Los Angeles radio station Indie 103.1: Darren Revell from Big Sonic Heaven, and Mark Sovel (aka Mr Shovel) from Check One.....
Posted by The Distortions on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:17:00 PST

New Review in UKMusicsearch

THE DISTORTIONS - MACHINES AT NIGHTreview by Mike Bond, UKMusicsearch "The Distortions have found a sound that echoes with dark majesty and narcotic intensity"   Following on from their 2005...
Posted by The Distortions on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

Recent review of the new CD...

THE DISTORTIONS - "Machines At Night" - Blank Recordings [May 07]It was two years ago, almost to the night, that I reviewed The Distortions' other album. I still haven't seen these guys play live, and...
Posted by The Distortions on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

2 New Old Songs

Before we add more tracks from our new CD, we thought it would be cool to put up a couple old ones from our out-of-print 2005 debut album.  The first of the two is called "Shoegazer", a...
Posted by The Distortions on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

Thanks, Pt. 1

This would be a good time to thank a bunch of people, so here we go: Thank you Amber for your amazing support of the Distortions; for getting on Myspace & messageboards and spreading the word abou...
Posted by The Distortions on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:56:00 PST

The New Album: Press Reviews

L.A. based band The Distortions have just released the album that you are going to be playing in your car all year for every one of those long breezy trips out of town and short excursions driving thr...
Posted by The Distortions on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST