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Bon Josie

Drinking is fun. It makes me feel horrible and sexy.

About Me

I'm a hussy, and I'm a lush.

I believe that there is value in consuming the opinions of fans, not just experts. This is mostly because I am an expert on nothing, but a fan of a lot.

I have a tendency to walk like Peggy Bundy and I have become a huge wine advocate over the past couple of years. Everyone should be drinking the stuff, I will be blogging about its superiority over all other beverages.

So read my blog if you want to read me going on about:

Wine

Food

Movies

Wrestling

Music

Everything that is wrong with the world

Everything that is just right in the world

For more about me, click here.

My Interests

Feeling sexy.

Rampant consumerism.

Trash.

Family.

Sluts.

Bands.

Wrasslin.

I'd like to meet:

Very, very wealthy, generous people. And fellow wine lovers.



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Music:

It's much easier for me to list what I don't like than what I do. If you are popera, adult contemporary, nu grunge, boring, uncatchy or Wolfmother, get the fuck off my subwoofer.

Movies:

Too many to mention. Sin City is my all time favourite.

Television:

League of Gentlemen

Oz

The Sopranos

Scrubs

Sex and the City

Six Feet Under

Veronica Mars

Ready Steady Cook

Pretty much any reality show

Books:

American Gods by Neil Gaiman is my favourite of all time.

Candy by Luke Davies

Perfume by Francis Suskind

The Hobbit by Tolkein

Geek Love by Katherine Dunn

Preacher by Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon

Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis and Darrick Robertson

Heroes:

My lover, my parents, my sister, my girls and world class sluts.

My Blog

I'm a real journalist

So, a few months ago I graduated from uni, and I was asked if I wanted to start writing for XPress Magazine which, while not as glamourous as it might seem, is an absolute dream. I did a journalism de...
Posted by Bon Josie on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:04:00 PST

New Job

I got a new job working in customer assistance (but not dealing with customers directly very often) and it's been pretty good. I miss working at the bottle shop because I actually kind of dug it. Howe...
Posted by Bon Josie on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

Puppy Dogs

So, about six months ago we got new puppies, to replace our late pet. After much looking around dog shelters and falling in love with a lot of really amazing dogs, my parents caved at a pet shop and b...
Posted by Bon Josie on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST

Watershed Winery

You have got to see Watershed. You don't necessarily have to stay for long, in fact, you don't even need to go inside. But you have got to see this place. It's art in a cellar door. We got there about...
Posted by Bon Josie on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:02:00 PST

Who the fuck is Josie?

This is just a more detailed summary of what sort of person I am. The sort of detail that would make the main page of my profile look really boring and not cool at all.Im 22, but I am going to continu...
Posted by Bon Josie on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:48:00 PST

Capel Vale Winery

So this is the first of my Margaret River review type things. I've tried to keep it quite concise. Happy reading.Capel Vale:My mum and I arrived at the cellar door on Sunday around lunch time. It was ...
Posted by Bon Josie on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:58:00 PST

The Margaret River Holiday

so i went on holiday with my mum, my dad and my sister for a few days of being absolutely spoilt just the other week.i haven't been to margaret river since primary school, bar a night of drunken antic...
Posted by Bon Josie on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:28:00 PST

She's Gone

and so it is done. my puppy has passed. she took a downward turn at some point last night, so we took her to the vet today to help her to meet her end in relative peace. i only hope i can get the same...
Posted by Bon Josie on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:32:00 PST

My Dog

my stupid dog has cancer. she's only stupid because she has cancer. otherwise she's awesome, but dying, which sucks. i was looking at jobs on the net, and she's in the room, and she was just having a ...
Posted by Bon Josie on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:39:00 PST

Good Vibrations

Alright, I wrote this blog ages ago, and it's been sitting on my computer doing nothing, so I thought I should post it. This years Good Vibrations Festival was my second one, and just as awesome as ...
Posted by Bon Josie on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST