I am a shadow of the things that I like.
YOU HAVE 7 DAYS
Name: Adam N. Von Arx ...the 'N' stands for 'Danger'
Birthday: if that's a question where's the question mark
Birthplace: earth
Current Location: *sigh* still earth..
Eyes: Sharingan
Hair: Ice Spikes
Height: more than you bargained for
Right Handed or Left Handed: it depends, am I batting or pitching? Jesus Satan Christ, get it together Survey..
Your Heritage: Whichever ones killed all of the Indians
The Shoes You Wore Today: orphan skin, made from delicious, delicious orphans
Your Weakness: bullets and Capitalism
Your Fears: Rabid Capitalist orphans that shoot bullets out of their mouths.
Your Perfect Pizza: Baby seal cub and extra cheese, with BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to stop having to come up with goals all the time
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Stop undressing me with your eyes, Ben Affleck!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: 'Still alive?? What a waste...'
Your Best Physical Feature: my razor sharp adamantium claws
Your Bedtime: whenever the claws say it's okay
Your Most Missed Memory: That time when Lance Armstrong gave me a LiveStrong bracelet and said "Never give up, kid", but I was like 22 and the bracelet was laced with steroids, and then he started punching me in the face with his bike of oppression, then he gave me cancer. He was like a father to me.. *sniff*
Pepsi or Coke: blood
MacDonalds or Burger King: whatever Jesus eats
Single or Group Dates: rape
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: blood
Chocolate or Vanilla: Wendy's
Cappuccino or Coffee: still blood
Do you Smoke: fuck that shit
Do you Swear: never
Do you Sing: if this is a question about my fencing skills, then yes.
Do you Shower Daily: nope, I speak French
Have you Been in Love: only with people that don't love me back
Do you want to go to College: your MOM goes to college. HA! Oh man, you asked for that..
Do you want to get Married: hmm.. what would jesus do... Okay, I would NOT get married and instead allow myself to be crucified until I die. I guess that's KIND OF like marriage..
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in beating down snooty surveys that try to inspire you with inane questions. That's right, you heard me, bitch. I will burn you down faster than you can say COMMAND_ERROR
Do you get Motion Sickness: no I'm not gay
Do you think you are Attractive: I asked my magic mirror, but the stupid thing shattered before it could answer. That is the LAST time I ever shop at Walgreens
Are you a Health Freak: Freak?? If you're going to insist on calling me names, you'd better put up your hands, survey. What's that..? Haven't got hands? Good. *POW*!!
Do you get along with your Parents: ...is this about life insurance..? Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I wish I was a thunderstorm..
Do you play an Instrument: Xbox 360 and knives
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope, only blood
In the past month have you Smoked: just crack pipes filled with heroin and diamonds and babies and trees from the rainforest
In the past month have you been on Drugs: can't remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: geez, this is getting invasive. I'd prefer not to talk about how pathetically lonely I am..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, and I feel terrible about it
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: only if "sushi" is another term for "orphans"
In the past month have you been on Stage: actually, I'm in a band that you may have heard of. U2..? I'm not the annoying arrogant one with the shades and the pushy "holier than thou" attitude. Oh wait- that's all of them.
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, into a vat of chemichal waste, and my eyes still sting. Thanks Batman, you jerk ass!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: are you wearing a wire or something, survey? Well if you aren't a cop then lift up your shirt!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only souls, but no one misses those in L.A. anyway..
Ever been Drunk: ever been beaten into a bloody heap of broken survey?
Ever been called a Tease: once, by Taylor. It was the highlight of my career.
Ever been Beaten up: doubtful. I'm Spider-man
Ever Shoplifted: despite what The Bugle says, Spider-man doesn't shoplift
How do you want to Die: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a firetruck!
What country would you most like to Visit: Minnesota
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red mirror-wheel
Favourite Hair Color: gold
Short or Long Hair: bacon
Height: Metropolis
Weight: longitude
Best Clothing Style: the dewey-decimal system
Number of Drugs I have taken: approx. 0
Number of CDs I own: 50 GB
Number of Piercings: only one; through my heart
Number of Tattoos: pancakes
Number of things in my Past I Regret: murdering that woman and her unborn child because she didn't use her turn signal, which is OBVIOUSLY not that much trouble to use! ..Ha, just kidding. I don't regret that at all. Bitch had it coming..
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO EAT RABBIT BRAINS AND TAKE SURVEYS FOR COMMUNIST RUSSIA!
If I die with a harmonica in my mouth, I'll know I've lived a good life.
Shameless self-promotion alert! I MIGHT be somewhere in this online Jelly Belly ad (HINT: I'm the black guy), but I have yet to rule out the possibility of sinister clone or cybernetic duplicate. OR shape-changing alien, for that matter. But I must say, I'm upset they didn't use my ideas for "baby" or "heroin" flavored jelly beans. I mean what the hell?? It's like they don't want money.
