What do you want to know? I'm a freaking rat, and you know what? I'm a lot cooler than you are. Yeah. That's right. I'm a rat, and I'm cooler than you. Get over it. ♥When I was five weeks old, I gave birth to thirteen pink jellybeans. The father, Scabbers, left me for a mink in miami. Now, I spend my time lounging either on my pet human's shoulder, or relaxing in my deluxe suit of a cage; eating bon-bons and cheese.Oh, yeah... Chuck E. Cheese is a flippin' hottie. ♥
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A Few Rat Facts:
Rats are scrupulously clean. They spend hours every day carefully grooming themselves and each other. Their reputation for being filthy, comes from their proximity to man, as they recycle the rubbish he discards everyday. If humans were tidier, there would be fewer rats. :D
A group of Rats is called a Mischief.
The ancient Mayan civilisation used to worship the Rat, as did the ancient Egyptians. Even today, there is a Temple in India devoted to them, where hundreds of thousands scuffle around in safety and harmony with the human occupants.
The Rat is the first symbol of the Chinese Zodiac - A symbol of cunning and prosperity.
They take care of the injured and sick in their groups.
There are officially 60 million Rats in the uk. That's just the ones who returned their census forms.
Out of these 60million, about 200 pass on Weils disease. So that's only 1 rat in every 300,000! (As usual, it's the minority that gives the others a bad name.)
The herb Valerian is the Ratty equivalent of Catnip. The pied piper is said to have used it to aid his famed rat removal efforts.
Rats have bellybuttons.
