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H-bomb

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm neat.

My Interests

My Girlfriend In Her Glasses, Art, Music, Dancing, Drinking, Humor, Turning parties into PARTIEZ (it's more than dropping an S and adding a Z, believe you me!), Karaoke, Playing The Piano and My Vintage Synths, Recording Music, Graphic Design, Running, Keeping Track of Politics and The World, Improv, Drunken Rap Battling, Drunken Battle Dancing, Drunken Rap Battle Dancing, Making an ass outta myself on a daily basis
Also I'm in a band and if you didn't know that you should check us out so you can send me a message about how surprised you are that we don't suck-

www.myspace.com/thesquaresla

I'd like to meet:

My girlfriend on a daily basis. con kittens. bonsai kittens.

Music:

MUSIC IS MY LIFE. I used to have a catastrophically large list of bands here but I'm trying to simplify. Lately: Current Indie Rock, 70s post punk and 80s new wave, anything with a dance beat or a ripping 80s synth line...
LATELY: The Wombats, Los Campesinos, Amy Winehouse, Peter Bjorn & John, The Kooks, The Fratellis, The Maccabees, The Rakes, Klaxons, Basically anything James or Jen tell me to listen to...

Me and my childhood pal Marshall, in happier times (circa 2003)

Movies:

Anything Alexa picks. Except unlike her, I actually make it to the end....
Also: wet hot american summer, donnie darko, rushmore, i am tryin to break your heart, lord of the rings, the crow, i heart huckabees, dancer in the dark, memento, usual suspects, amelie, forrest gump, twelve monkeys, american beauty, anchorman, wedding crashers, all charlie kaufman movies: Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, etc (NOT adaptation.) Also: I really like slow-moving movies, sad movies, movies in other languages, and documentaries... basically all the crap most people hate.

Television:

Okay, NUMBER 1- I hate television for all the reasons that I secretly love it, and I deathly avoid it at all costs. Now and again I'll enjoy a delicious subway Turkey sub (my "dinner") in front of the TV, and if theres not some awesome educational/informative program on Discovery Channel or The History Channel, I'll watch Mr Show, The Colbert Report, The Office, wondershowzen, The Daily Show, Conan, Arrested Development, old SNL reruns, family guy, MXC, Reno 911, aqua teen hunger force, history channel's biographies (Ben Franklin's was excellent!), and VH1 Classic Rock channel (Styx made videos? AWESOME!).

Books:

my pantone book

Heroes:

Bob Odenkirk, Stephen Colbert, Jeff Tweedy, Ben Franklin, Gary Larson, and John Lennon.
Also, Teddy Roosevelt (well anyone named "Teddy" really... Ruxpin represent!)

My Blog

I NEED A NEW DRUMMER, I'M NOT JOINING THE SMASHING PUMPKINS, and other updates

Just to clarify some things-1) THE SQUARES ARE NOT DEAD. Drummer Nate may have quit, but The Squares are now facing the future of the band. We've jammed with several drummers and are auditioning more ...
Posted by H-bomb on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:27:00 PST

Top 10 Albums of 2006!

Last year was the year of Bloc Party for me, and more broadly the year of dance-rock. This year happens to be the year of chick-singers for me, or more broadly, the year of soft-rock. And it all start...
Posted by H-bomb on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

Goodbye Mythical Creatures

After the dust settled and the battlefield was cleared, 2 bands stood victorious in a legitimate TIE for Battle of the Bands Grand Finals Winner...6 of those men were The Mythical Creatures. The other...
Posted by H-bomb on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

My Wetdream About Bush

Last night I dreamt of fighting in the war.I was deployed in some river or ocean, and we infiltrated the banks of Iraq. I was kicking through the water, dodging bullets, and taking out the enemy targe...
Posted by H-bomb on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:38:00 PST

Rave Party Reviews... FROM THE FUTURE!

Hey everyone this is Shaun on Monday Morning. Yeh I know its probably Saturday for you, and I got this cool new Myspace Time Machine thingy. (Thanks TOM, you rock dude!! Sorry for the whole banging-yo...
Posted by H-bomb on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:29:00 PST

What I did last night (on my night off from music)

First of all, Having been unemployed and waking up at noon for the last couple weeks left me COMPLETELY UNPREPARED for dealin with the return to a 9-5 temp job. I spend all day planning how I'll spen...
Posted by H-bomb on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:10:00 PST

HOLY BEJESUS!

I've been unemployed for 3 weeks, wondering "HOLY POPE TURDS-- HOW AM I GOING TO PAY MY BILLS?" Well you know what?Pope Benedict's Nasties heard me alright, and they performed A MIRACLE.NO, they didn...
Posted by H-bomb on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:18:00 PST

Unemployment Update

The time I went to bed on Monday night: 5:30 AMStatus at that time: drunkThings I accomplished yesterday: lunch at Swingers, bought a cowboy shirt at Cowboys, went to a face down party, band practiceN...
Posted by H-bomb on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:49:00 PST

world trade center

YES as in the movie, not another blog about 9-11 conspiracies...so i just got out of the movie.and i feel worthless.why do i lack greatness?art isnt gonna change the world.guns, bombs, and planes do.o...
Posted by H-bomb on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:09:00 PST

HEY KIDS- STORYTIME!!!

Hey kids, gather round and let Crazy Uncle Shaunie tell you a fascinating and totally true story!!! it's about LOVE. (YAY!!!!)She and I were just leavin a movie theater and as usual she was being a bi...
Posted by H-bomb on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST