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Uncle Fink

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About Me

This planet has been good to me. I haven't ever been stabbed or shot. I don't have any diseases. I have fallen in love with many things... many times. I have a very high metabolism and respect for unlikely everyday humor. I love all my friends, even the ones that I know are using me for sex. The weather is awesome. I have all of my appendages intact, one has even made me famous for a night. My folks are way cool, eventhough they don't realize it. I can outwalk anyone I know. I am not homeless (any longer). I don't have to tan to get one and the word "sunburn" is alien to me. I am not addicted to any subtances, except for maybe Natalie smell. The water doesn't have to be hot for me to enjoy a shower. My bed is comfortable. I have pretty good circulation, hand-eye coordination, and stamina. I like how tall I am. I never really feel lonely, even when I'm with complete strangers. I guess I'm an optomist, yeah. That's it, cause I am the luckiest person around.

My Interests

laughing, taking pictures, lying in the sand, enjoying the sweet undertones of a frosty Newcastle, people watching, sleeping, copius amounts of malt lickies, art?, basketball, scandanavian women, high fives, honing my drunk Wii skills to beat Tim, watching moving pictures with coinciding sounds that go along with the movements, mocking foreign coworkers' broken english, crying after Redskins' games, whama-lama-lama-lama Rock and Roll is King.

I'd like to meet:

The Mad Scientist, Dr. I Don't Know, Sherriff Gonna Getcha, Dolla Bill, Reverend Gonna Change, Kid Bro Sweets, Inspector 2-2, Coach Janky Spanky and The Angel of Southeast Jerome. RIP Southeast Jerome (1981-2005).

Music:

I outta show a mark ass trick a thing or two by fixin up my wig whilst spitting on my shoe.

Movies:

Wes Anderson and David Lynch pretty much cover what I'm interested in going to the theatre for.

Television:

Educational, mainly Science... oh and BALLIN!!!

Books:

Three Plays by Margot Tenenbaum

Heroes:

Eric Johnson, Dan Butler, Carl Sagan, J Goodz, the maker of Ramen, Feinberg, my mother Amy and my uncle Butch. However, no one helped me be me more than Patrick Cleveland Jameson, you are always on my mind.

My Blog

Help find Jessica Birge

Jessica is a good friend of Shayna Freedman's, a lifelong friend of mine.  I know I don't have many friends in Texas, but you never know how this could help.  Please just read the info ...
Posted by Uncle Fink on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:29:00 PST

Goodbye Kurt Vonnegut.

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., the man I once vowed I would speak to before his death, died yesterday at his home in Manhatten.  I expected him to live forever and now my dream is over.  Vonnegut's wor...
Posted by Uncle Fink on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:20:00 PST

Vegas, this weekend!

That's right kids. Vegas, baby.This weekend I will be in Las Vegas with Natalie (along with some of her friends) celebrating my twenty fifth year of existence. Eventhough it may be last minute, my fri...
Posted by Uncle Fink on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:44:00 PST

Mercury Transit

Look at the sun! Well, don't really look at the sun directly because it will harm your foolish little retnas!However, today Mercury, the closest planet to our sun, will transit that very special star....
Posted by Uncle Fink on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:33:00 PST

Story time!

The Legend of Hank... as told by Karl... as posted by Sam.  Here goes! This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man s...
Posted by Uncle Fink on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:11:00 PST

Kern Killer and Treadmill Heaven

So this past weekend, the coolest mufuckas this side of the Tropic of Capricorn decided to get the hell out of the city of strangers and go camping.  I have lived here for about three years and t...
Posted by Uncle Fink on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST

Natty's B-day, My house - 08/11/06.

Natalie's 22nd Birthday Party! It's Natalie's 22nd birthday on Thursday, but we don't want everyone to wake up for work on Friday with an ill hangover.  So, we'll be celebrating at my house in Si...
Posted by Uncle Fink on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:16:00 PST

Columbia

Where'e the fourth best place to raise a bastard just like me?  Find out... http://biz.yahoo.com/special/besttowns06.html Eat your heart out Columbians....
Posted by Uncle Fink on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST

NYC and Maryland Trip

ATTENTION EAST COASTERS!!!If you don't already know, the lovely miss Natalie and I will be taking a little East Coast tour a week from today. We have a fairly loose schedule and I would love to introd...
Posted by Uncle Fink on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:26:00 PST

Billions of dollars - wasted!

I have extreemly bad news - I just spelled 'extremely' wrong.  No seriously, the man-toe on my right foot was injured while handling the rock this weekend.  Two-thirds of the nail has a...
Posted by Uncle Fink on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:49:00 PST