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Bazooka Joe

You think you're doin' the monkey but your milkin' the cow!

About Me

One half of The Thing With Two Heads aka The Sonic Chicken 2! Get outta my way!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

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Movies:

really good ones, and really good bad ones.

Television:

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Books:

Front Porch Magazine, Horizontal Action, Chester Himes, Mad Magazine,

Heroes:

Action Man, Tres Piernas, The Thing With Two Heads, Billy Miller and Miriam Linna, Crypt, Bob X, Art Carney, Black Lips, Mr. Bratto, Memphis Mike Federline aka Dtrain, Cheater Slicks, Moe, Curly, Shemp and Larry, Dave The Spazz, Brennan btmc, Eric O, Professor 8000%, all turbo-revoists and some other dewshbaggins...

My Blog

Ugh... 6 weird bazooka joe factoids

Fucking LLT sent me a comment that said I had to do this... crazy broad! 1. Every day I have a huge wad of belly-button lint 2. I was lactose intolerant for about two years. I seem to be ok now. 3. I ...
Posted by Bazooka Joe on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:00:00 PST

Everything but country...

My FAVORITE thing to read in peoples' music section. Burn in hell you chinks!
Posted by Bazooka Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recent Acquisitions...

Check the records I got showing up today via UPS. They were all scored in Vegas/ Santa Barbara last week : WEIRDOS "DESTROY ALL MUSIC" 45 NIGHT KINGS 45 BASSHOLES "JOHN HENRY" 45 (WHITE WAX) ...
Posted by Bazooka Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hell yeah...

bum- Can i have some money? Marge- Here you go, go buy yourself a suit! bum- Oh i'll buy myself a suit.. A SUIT OF DRUGS!!!
Posted by Bazooka Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TURBONEGRO

PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!!
Posted by Bazooka Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BEST EVER 60's GARAGE PUNKER

It's called "You Know I do" and it's by The Crucibles. It's so goddamn good it transcends all garage-dom. You can hear it on the unfuckingbelievably AMAZING compilation called SHUTDOWN 66 on ERNIE DOU...
Posted by Bazooka Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST