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The Suspicious Meat Theory

We're slacking on the bacon

About Me

It all started with three girls and a chemistry video.Kate, Sam and Gem have been a tribe ever since they spent a whole night batteling the wilderness while holding each other on a giant trampoline. Their friendship was only stregthened through westsiding passerbys out the window of a very sleek 1994 plymouth sundance. After a few near death experiences hanging out the windows of that very car they decided it was time to settle down and stick to a diet of pure rocking out. Now they have progressed from those young songwriting girls, to lovely ladies that enjoy recording these songs in their spare/sometimes hammered time. In conclusion, Please be our friend and love us as much as you love beer.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/4/2006
Band Members: Gemma (Vocals/Guitar)
Sam (Vocals/Guitar/MuthaFuckin Cowbell)
Kaitlyn (Bass/Vocals/Tambo-fuckin-rine)
Alex (Drums/2-note keyboard/Producer)

Guest Starring
Phil (Band slut/ Synth Monster/ Vocals)
Kelly(Gang vocals/Kitty-cat dancer)
Influences: drugs (& wilco)
Type of Label: None

My Blog

green hats and antlers from alien species(shamrock)

the day after we recieve our 2000th view qill be the day that we can sell our original lyrics because trees will stop growing and paper will be a hot commodity. .. thank you to alex the douche fo...
Posted by The Suspicious Meat Theory on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST

i puked in your car

good morning meat eaters.hoping you all got plenty fat and sassy this holiday season. Whilst you were all off eggnogging and Santa-robbing we were working hard to produce you a loverly new song for y...
Posted by The Suspicious Meat Theory on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST

eggs? toast? were still slacking on the bacon

199 friends on the wall, 199 friends! we would like to take this BLOG to apologize for lack of new songs as of thanksgiving, but promise(PROMISE) some before christmas time. we only work o...
Posted by The Suspicious Meat Theory on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST

it's surprising how much air she can blow out her vocal chords.

dearest smt fan base, we have posted some new ubersexy pics for your viewing pleasure, please enjoy(not too much now!) and comment on our sexy ways. we love you all, and hope that one day we can be en...
Posted by The Suspicious Meat Theory on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

Untitled (fuck you simple plan)

hello SMT followers, we are recordign songs drunk, and fuck me/kittycat is the end result... hope you kids love it!! please commetn with your thoughts love the lovely ladies of smt!...
Posted by The Suspicious Meat Theory on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:43:00 PST