We DO NOT have: a: SCUZZY - FUZZED UP GUITARS AND BEATS or b: FUNKY RHYTHMSand we definatly don't playc: ACID BREAKS?????

What follows is our our press release before it was edited so that it sounded more "down with the kids" (n.b. we would rather be down with your mum, than with the kids)Jazmin Jeeter and Jemima Stubblefuck - Slags in Drag with handbags. Handbags containing: Ann Widocome's soiled floral-prints, castoff for inducing "Vomit", Joan Collins Secret Penis and a roll of Bounty
Charity shop "Dub 'n' Bass"!?

Shit! Hot Llamas

We are the cross dressing, booze guzzling, dub looping idiots that are Shit! Hot Llamas, a band that by rights should have been shot repeatedly at birth, and who's sole aim in life is to annoy as many people as possible with a combination of stupid outfits, frankly unhinged on and off-stage dancing and generally offensive song titles.

The Llama Llounge

The Llama Llounge is a once monthy Music extravaganza. It features Live Bands, Mind Bending Laptop sets, DJ sets ranging from Funky as a Monkey to Heavy as an Elephant and lots and lots of cheap booze! Expect Electronica, Post Rock, Dub, Drum'n'Bass, World Music plus plenty of experimental sets. I must apologise but we won't be playing any R&B, Cheese, UK Garage or anything by Kaiser Chiefs... sorry! The Llama Llounge also differs from your bog standard Gig by giving YOU the audience a chance to show what your made of and create part of the sound track to your own night out! This can be done either through the "Open D.I." sections where anyone with a laptop can turn up and play a short set of their own material or through the "Jam Sessions". These Kick off each Llama Llounge and give anyone a chance to get on stage and join the improvised Jam. Anyone is free to use the Shit! Hot Llama Equipment and also encouraged to bring their own instruments to add to the experience. Thus far we have had the pleasure of putting on Remnant Psyche, JayetAl, Upcdowncleftcrightcabc+start, You & Bloom, Kumiss, Rude_NHS, DJ Sophie and Jimi Needles whilst The Emo Hunter, Obilisk and Bobalong all came and did bloody impressive open DI sets.

Fancy a Gig? Want to play at a
Llama Llounge??

There are several ways to do this:
Send us a demo
Either email us at: shithotllamas [@] Hotmail . co . uk
or post one to us:
125 Alresford road
Winchester
Hampshire
SO23 0JZ
Send us a link
If you have a Myspace/facebook band site or other website with your music hosted on it send us a link and we'll have a listen (check "please read this..." section first)
Just turn up
Turning up and Playing is the best way to get yourself a Gig at the Llama lounge, either play a Laptop set that kicks harder than aphex taking a penalty against squarpusher or join in the improvised Jam. If we like you then you can be assured we'll want to get you back!
Please read this before sending in links/demos
Although we both have very broad music tastes The Llama Llounge nights are always set up with policys on types of Bands that we will put on. So before you send in your demos or links please be aware we don't put on:
Punk Bands
Acoustic singer/songwriters (unless you are an effects/looping prodigy)
Rock Bands (unless you have lots of interesting time signitures)
Under-age Bands (We only have a license for 18+ I'm afraid)
Drum'n'Bass MC's (We like our dance music to be predominatly music, sorry)
However if you consider yourself to play any combination or off shoot of Electronica, Post Rock, Dub, Drum and Bass (live/semi live!) Experimental, Fusion or World Music then we would love to hear from you.
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