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Baby Boom - the half-decent indie night. The Baby Boom nights, which will initially take place on a monthly basis, will combine live performances from the best up-and-coming bands with rocking sets from the resident DJs.
You'll hear everything from LCD Soundsystem and Hot Chip to hot new tunes from the likes of Foals, Friendly Fires, Crystal Castles, Justice and a host of other great new acts you've not even heard of yet, but soon will.
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/////////////////////////////Club night set in the intimate surroundings of the submarine from Das Boot. Semiotic anlalysis of this text may lead to the author's sectioning.Air kissing gives you mumps.Reading Heat Magazine makes you a bad person.Your children are not and never will be special.Facebook is capitalism at it's dizzying worst, making capital out of people's disfunctional relationships with one another; why bother going out when you can get pissed in front of you laptop, cry-wanking over former partners and their wonderful new lives and wonderful new partners. Life does not stop and start at your convenience. Let us take a wrecking ball to it all. Celebrities are better than us. You would fellate a tramp to be famous. Read the above sentence again- it is a fact. As a species, we have six years, tops.
You secretly like The Wombats. This makes you a impotent. David Brewer is a 36-year-old taxi driver, Geezer and man of the people. Do straight paedophiles think gay ones are unnatural?There is nothing conceptually better than masturbation. All Punks are Daft. Bevois Valley, that's where da hood at. Mum and Dad will always love you. Wednesday night is Double Drop On The Door night. The Daily Mail is the single most dangerous force for evil in Britain. The Queen killed Princess Diana. Rupert Murdoch killed Brian Clough.
Anyone who takes dancing seriously is terminally stupid. You are only ever one smart-arsed comment away from a well-deserved kicking. Only Terry Wogan should get to talk over the end of records. Baby Boom welcomes Geezers but not Geezer music.
Any song can be transformed into a cockney anthem by shouting "OOOOOOOHHHHH" at the start of it. Young people do not want to dance to the music of Ocean Colour Scene.
The anticipation of hearing a generic indie standared is more painful than hearing the generic indie standard itself. The only reason people want to be famous is so that they can fuck better looking people
A little from column A, a little from column B
I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not.
Brewer is better than Coupland.
There is no sound more vile than the sound of middle-class London looking down it's nose.
There is nothing more cruel than reality TV.
