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Lullabelle's Junkshop

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About Me

Little Lullabelle was soooo hungry... She'd had nothing to eat for days and days... You see, all the grass was gone, eaten by the bigger and the strong greedy earlier in the season, and now all that remained were great bald patches of brown meadow. Little Lullabelle sniffed everywhere, high and low... "Oh, how I wish I were a giraffe..." She thouight to herself as she spied an apple, ready to fall, high in a distant tree... Finally, pushing her big nose close to the wet ground, fresh from a morning rain, Lullabelle snorted and huffed in forced excitement. Here was her salvation! Here was where she would begin!! She lowered her mouth to the earth and began chewing and swallowing dark mounds of rich earth, that had turned to soft mud from the night's drizzle... MMMMMMM... MMMMMMMM... She pretended, as loud as she could, partially to drown out the sound of rocks and straw breaking between her teeth, but mostly to convince herself that she was eating a delicious meal of oats and warm honey. Lullabelle looked for all the world like she'd found a secret patch of delicious grass, so all the rest of the dessicated, worn out cows, skinny and also starving from the unlucky seaon, picked up their heads and looked over in surprise. They walked right up and surrounded Lullabelle. When they realized what Lullabelle was doing, most of them simply laughed, but a few got indignant at how utterly stupid she was... Only one other cow lowered his little head and joined Lullabelle for lunch, amidst the hollering of his brothers. Lullabelle asked the little cow what he was eating. "Ummm, I think it's brownies... and you?" "Oats and warm honey." she mused. "I can't pretend that well, yet," said the little cow. and they both lived forever on the sylvan plain.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/10/2004
Band Website: junkstand.com
Band Members: HAL DEELEOOLEA - Talented, semi-tourretic, opiate/sex/thrill addict. Hal does pretty good work out at the Lullabelle stables. Specialty: severely inappropriate outbursts. His dramatic interpretation has improved markedly since his stroke. His ambient accompaniments and vocal stylings have been described as uplifting and unsettling. He often cares for the sick, especially the chronic.OTIS FODDER - 2 oranges, 8 whole cloves, 6 cups apple juice, 1 cinnamon stick, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg, 1/4 cup honey, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 2 1/4 cups pineapple juice. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Stud the whole oranges with cloves, and bake for 30 minutes. In a large saucepan, combine the apple juice and cinnamon stick. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to medium, and simmer 5 minutes. Remove from heat, and stir in the nutmeg, honey, lemon juice, and pineapple juice. Serve hot in a punch bowl with the 2 clove-studded baked oranges floating on top.JP FARQUAR - going without food or drink for days, walking through the forest, looking at nothing, trying to catch a scent in the open air Don't make him take off his belt.PRINCESsSENSITIVE - Despotic, this one burns hot, like a snore from a giant's slumbering maw. His personal contrast, and brightness controls were rewired incorrectly, and he shrinks from conversation like a bubble baby from a pair of golf shoes.THE APARTMENT - Sounds like a place to sleep, maybe pay rent, maybe pay an extra $50 a month for covered parking...Manos DE Plata - Strong hands wrapped around goldn throats, coaxing sounds from the constricted airways...
Influences: Aural influences first... Here we go... Tom and Dick Smothers, Erik Satie, Cocteau Twins, Serge Gainsbourg, Little Marcie, Too $hort, Irwin Chusid, Paul Williams, Aphex Twin, Ray Charles, Tones On Tail, Marvin Gaye, Frederic Chopin, Shadow, Foetus, Koala, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Coil, Mindless Self Indulgence, Crispin Hellion Glover, Cabaret Voltaire, Dead Can dance, Very Proper Dragonflies, Marc Almond, Ornette Coleman, The Legendary Pink Dots, Tool, Fortyone, Kool Moe Dee, Idiot Flesh, Twizzle, Deftones, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Meat Beat Manifesto, Johnnie Ray, Tortoise, NWA, Otomo Yoshihide, Al Green, Analog Brothers, Luddy Beethoven, Dre, Daniel Johnston, Prion, Ernest Noyes Brookings, Crass, And Also The Trees, Throbbing Gristle, Harlan, Laibach, Iannis Xenakis, Trisomie 21, The Mars Volta, Click Click, Controlled Bleeding, The Space Lady, Memphis Minnie, Alvin Dahn, Lil' Markie, The Bran Flakes, Jello Biafra, Eternity Game, EBN, Lithium Milkshake, Big Daddy Kane, The Aelix;, Mahalia Jackson, Rich Kids on Acid, Henry Cow, AC/DC, Tipsy, Ice T, Kate Bush, Tricky, Johannes Brahms, Ice Cube, The Birthday Party, Loreena Mckennitt, Giorgio Moroder, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Cursive, Invisible Scratch Pickles, Pierre Schaeffer, Medeski Martin & Wood, Ultravox, Stereolab, Fishbone, The Apartment, My Bloody Valentine, Rob Reiner, Shannon, John Coltraine, MARRS, brian Eno, The Wolfgang Press, The Smiths, Ween, The Zombies, Coldcut, The Cramps, Dead Kennedys, Sake, KRS-One, Fall Silent, Eric B., Entropic Advance, Blue Oyster Cult, The Geto Boys, Duke Ellington, Moondog, Johann Bach, Raymond Scott, Kurtis Blow, Martin Denny, 13th Floor Elevators, Babu, Psychic TV, Arthur Lyman, 808 State, Jean Jacques Perrey, Yma Sumac, Nearly God, Irving Berlin, The Specials, KLF, Felix Mendelssohn, Hellborn, Smokey Robinson & the Miracles, New Order, Gene Krupa, The Dwarves, Reynaldo and the Loaf, MC Ren, Severed Heads, Future Sound of London, Joe Meek, Plug, Cab Calloway, Pierre Henry, Thee Mighty Inducers, AbraScab, The Psychedelic Furs, Cum is the New Vomit, Boredoms, Laurie Anderson, Martinibomb, Joe Meek, LeadBelly, Messer Chups, R. Stevie Moore, Love and Rockets, The Dickies, The Cure, Rakim, The Shaggs, Dolly parton, Jim Croce, Chuck D, Dead Kennedys, Noothgrush, Louis Armstrong, Eat at Joe's, Count Basie, This Mortal Coil, Gong, Einsturzende Neubauten, Slick Rick, The Durutti Column, Ethel Merman, Nat King Cole, Cut Chemist, Bessie Smith, I know I'm forgetting someone...
Sounds Like: Smuggling in an inexpensive but honest tape recorder to a walrus party, getting tipsy on breast milk shooters, and being just drunk enough to challenge the biggest bull to a virility dance, then collecting and coaxing, massaging, and finessing the sounds to make musical pastries...
Record Label: www.comfortstand.com
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Hate and Phillip Glass

It's petty, I know.  I was watching a documentary about Texas justice, when I started to hear this awfully repetitious, boring, loopy arpeggio.  I imagine it was supposed to convey a steady nervousnes...
Posted by Lullabelle's Junkshop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hate and Cover Bands.

You know when you get abducted by aliens, and they try to make you feel more comfortable on the long journey to their homeworld, and so they invite you to the mess hall for a human style earth cooked ...
Posted by Lullabelle's Junkshop on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST