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LeLand

I love enormous posteriors, and I cannot prevaricate.

About Me

Check out my Mini-Mates comics!

League -A Beginning ,

League - A Day Like Any Other ,

League 3: A Day Unlike Any Other ,

League 4 - A Day Unlike Any Other

Well... Let's see I like MUSIC - BUT NOT LIMITED TO: PUNK, PSYCHO, HORROR, SKA, TRASH GLAM, HILLBILLY BLUEGRASS, 80'S METAL, ROCKIBILLY. OLDSCHOOL COUNTRY. DARKSIDE COUNTRY ( why do I yell so much?).I'm married to a wonderful ghoul who really means the world to me. I play upright bass in a HORROR GRASS band named COLONEL SANDERS GRAVE(CSG for short ...go check us out at http://www.myspace.com/colonelsandersgrave ). Here is our video:.. .. I love Horror movies, monsters, zombies, and LEGOS!!! I work at a local comic store. I have a hard time trying to keep up w/ all my friends (A.K.A. Family) but I still love ALL of them. I also love getting tattooed (EVEN THOUGH IT SUX SOMETIMES) (OH THE AGONY).

My Interests

League: A BeginningLEGOS, HORROR, AND MUSIC (WITH A SIDE ORDER OF TITTIES), TATTOO's, PLAYING UPRIGHT BASS, SIDEBURNS AND FLAVOR SAVERS.....

I'd like to meet:

ZOMBIES, MICHALE GRAVES, CLIVE BARKER, BRUCE CAMPBELL, SAINT OF KILLERS, CLINT EASTWOOD, ED WOOD, NEIL GAIMAN, GARTH ENNIS, ROBERT KIRKMAN, SAM RAIMI, CHRISTINA RICCI'S MAMMARY GLANDS, ANYONE ELSE'S MAMMARY GLANDS, DOYLE, JERRY ONLY (again), NICK 13 (again), all of MISTER MONSTER, BLITZKID, DIEMONSTERDIE, CANCERSLUG, NEKROMAN , CALIGULA, GOTHAM ROAD, THE ANGEL OF DEATH, LUCIFER THE LIGHTBRINGER, JELLO AND HENRY ROLLINS, GEORGE ROMERO, TOM SAVINI, MATT GROENING, ANY/ALL OF THE GRACIE/MACHADO FAMILIES, PEOPLE WHO SHARE SOME OF MY LIKES...

Music:

MY BAND: COLONEL SANDERS' GRAVE . This is just some of what I like- If ya wanna know more- Ask!Misfits, Mister Monster, Blitzkid, DieMonsterDie, Cancerslug, Michale Graves, Johnny Cash, Hank, Hank III, Dead Livers, No Refund, Hog Luvdog and the Gas Guzzlers, Groovie Ghoulies, Independents, Harley Poe, Dick Genius and the Shithouse Rats, Gratis, and I used to like this great band called Dirty Old Men, but they are now Dirty Old Broken Up.

Movies:

ALL ABOUT THE HORROR (and horrible)... the ABOMINIBLE DR. PHIBES, the FLY, RETURN OF THE FLY (with vincent price), NIGHT(x2)-DAWN(x2)-DAY OF THE DEAD, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD SERIES, KUNG FU HUSTLE, BUBBA HO-TEP, MIRRORMASK, SHAUN OF THE DEAD,HOUSE OF 1,000 CORPSES, DEVIL'S REJECTS, ALL 6 STAR WARS, THEM, 70's KUNG-FU, WITHIN THE WOODS-EVIL DEAD I&II, ARMY OF DARKNESS, SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW, DEAD ALIVE (BRAIN DEAD), MEET THE FEEBLES,SLITHER, FEAST, BAD TASTE, MOTEL HELL, H.O.T.S. CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL, ALL THE ALIEN PREDATOR STUFF, ANY CLIVE BARKER MOVIE, I ALSO LOVE SCI-FI MOVIES FROM THE 50'S ON UP, ANY MOVIE WITH TRACI LORDS,one of the best ever!

Television:

ZIM, ZIM, ZIM, ZIM, FAMILY GUY, SIMPSONS, FUTURAMA, SOPRANOS, ANY FORENSIC PATHOLOGY SHOW, MOST SHOWS ON ARCHAEOLOGY, ALSO SHOWS ON SPACE TRAVEL AND OUR UNIVERSE. SIX FEET UNDER. These I only catch when I can. Maybe I'll have more time for the idiot box later.

Books:

ANY COMIC BY GARTH ENNIS (HELLBLAZER, PREACHER, BIGGER DICKS, PUNISHER, the PRO, HITMAN, JUST A PILGRAM, ADVENTURES OF THE RIFLE BRIGADE, JUDGE DREDD ...) NEIL GAIMAN BOOKS & COMICS, CLIVE BARKERS BOOKS, STAR WARS COMICS, ANY COMIC WRITTEN BY ROBERT KIRKMAN (THAT BASTARD NOW HAS ME READING SUPERHEROES AGAIN...DAMN HIM) ROYCE GRACIE, RENZO GRACIE-( BOTH WITH KID PELIGRO) STEPHEN KING, CHARLES PANATI, BRUCE CAMPBELL, DANTE, NANCY A. COLLINS' SONJA BLUE SERIES, ALSO BOOKS ON EGYPTIAN, MAYAN, AZTEC CULTURES. BOOKS ON HORROR MOVIES AND ICONS ARE A MUST, ANYTHING BY DR. SEUSS...

Heroes:

YOU BELIEVE IN FREDDY KRUEGER FOR HE TAKES SO MANY LIVES, I BELIEVE IN SHOWMANSHIP I BELIEVE IN DR. PHIBES (THANKS B.A.)One last thing- my cousin who left us on Marh 8th 2005 May some of the good that was in him fill all of us from now until the end.

My Blog

Review of the "Paid in Black "cd

I stole this from the official "Paid in Black" Myspace page: ..> ..>   Sleazegrinder Review Paid In BlackA Tribute To Johnny Cash  (Various Artists)Wolverine Considering the venerable Cash'...
Posted by LeLand on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:26:00 PST

Paid In Black release date 10-26-07

  I stole this from the Paid In Black MySpace page:     Official Press Release Alright creeps... the anxious-related tension as to when you can get your boney little fingers on a copy ...
Posted by LeLand on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:40:00 PST

League-4 A Day Unlike Any Other PT.II

Here's the next one, folks. I hope you like it! I have 5 written and plan on shooting soon- possibly tonight.     League-4 A Day Unlike Any Other PT.II   Thanx again to: Maggie Mae - Sh...
Posted by LeLand on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:58:00 PST

League 3 (comic)

Here's the 3rd installment- I've got a 4th "in the works so I wouldn't be suprised to see it soon. League 3: A Day Unlike Any Other   Thanks again to Dirty Old John for all the help. Everybody&n...
Posted by LeLand on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:07:00 PST

Stolen from Jeff who stole it from Josh

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?Dad's middle name is Leland, Grandfathers middle name Todd 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED ?when I saw your mom naked 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?Fuck no 4. WHAT...
Posted by LeLand on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:54:00 PST

Web Comic take 2

Here's my next attempt. Let me know what you think!   A special thanks to Dirty Old John for posting this with lightning speed even though it took my slow ass another 2 days to finally put it out...
Posted by LeLand on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:07:00 PST

Web Comic (kinda...)

Here is something I've worked on on and off (mostly off) for the past few weeks. Since I lack art skills and I have lots of toys, I decided to go with toys and a digital camera. Let me know ...
Posted by LeLand on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:20:00 PST

Praise the...

So here's the scenario... I got an album by a band called "the Misfits" (  yea- duh) called "Die Die My Darling" ( yea -it's really a single, get on with it!). What makes this worthy of a blog? W...
Posted by LeLand on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:57:00 PST

Wizard World Chicago '06

Here is some pics from the show . I hope you enjoy 'em The not so Justice League Blue Tw'eks are hot! since when did being a av Ghostbuster give you a license to be stinky? Galactus Workin' ...
Posted by LeLand on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:43:00 PST

Lanhucks + CSG + Hog Luvdog = Choas

Last Night CSG and Hog Luvdog invaded Lanhucks for the 2nd time together.  The show started late ( yea so what - we have to look pretty for our adoring fans) as noticed by the patrons who saw us ...
Posted by LeLand on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 10:10:00 PST