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Maggie Mae

So - Machiavellian mustachioed monkies? I'm all for 'em! In fact, they should be mandatory!

About Me

This is our new pet, the baby Thessaly. She rules the most! I have lots of half-done, really big tattoos. I've got a boring job and a Todd to keep me busy. Everyone should have one (a Todd that is, not a boring job), since they are quite entertaining with their random butt dances and other assorted acts of silliness. He's my favorite part of my life, and being married is my favorite thing ever. We make a good duo (no tights or boy wonders required). I love to read, and "lugubrious" is my favorite word. My family is fun,and I love them, but I don't need to know how big your dick is, Ricky! I'm your sister. I love spending time with my friends (even the ones who are far away). And I'm a huge fan of my husband's (and Chris Frank and Derick's) band CSG (mostly because they're all awesome guys with an uncanny ability to make me laugh.)Ricky sings 2

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My Interests

I like books, music, tattoos, words, laughs, and hanging out with my cool husband guy!

I'd like to meet:

Neil Gaiman (of course), Mike Patton. Shannon Hoon, Henry Rollins, Terry Pratchett, anybody that makes me laugh and think! ..

Music:

Colonel Sander's GraveHog Luvdog and the Gas GuzzlersDirty Old MenCrypto KatsI have a HUGE range of musical tastes. I love all things Mike Patton, Blind Melon, the Misfits, Skid Row, AFI, Bouncing Souls, Flogging Molly, Mister Monster, Guns N Roses, Twisted Sister, Johnny Cash, Tiger Army, Nekromantix, Hank Williams (Sr. and III), Bloodhound Gang, Koffin Kats, Groovie Ghoulies, They Might Be Giants, Tori Amos, Rancid, Sex Pistols, Damned, Harry Chapin, Roy Orbison, 80's junk, Pantera, Horror Pops, Blitzkid, Pogues, Dead Kennedys, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Elvis, Ramones, Black Crows, Social Distortion, Billy Joel, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Jane's Addiction, musicals, classical - You get the drift.

Movies:

Bad horror films, good horror films, comedies, drama, action, cops & robbers, cartoons, historical films; I like 'em all.

Television:

As a general rule, I'm against it. Brain rot and mind pollution. Too much clutter. I do like Zim, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Simpsons, Futurama, Reno 911, Law and Order (in all it's various guises), Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, Looney Tunes - the good stuff.

Books:

I can surely tell ya' somethin' about them, if nothing else. Gaiman and Barker rank the highest in my general regard, but there aren't many books I've ever met that I didn't like. You guys should also check out Frank McCourt's books Angela's Ashes and 'Tis if you get the chance. Steve Martin makes for a funny yet intellectual read. Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchet are funny bastards. Dave Barry puts out some good shit. Everyone should read the Sandman comics, the Endless, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Lenore, Hitman, and the Preacher. Hell anything from the minds of Garth Ennis, Neil Gaiman, Jhonen Vazquez, or Roman Dirge is worth your time. I also have a prediliction for Stephen King, though this is often frowned upon by literary minds. I know it's a hip thing to hate him now, but sometimes the man knows how to tell a story, dammit, and the story is often what it's all about: not just the quality, but the place the book puts you while you're reading it. Classics like Shakespeare, Dante, James Joyce, Christina Rosetti, Coleridge, and the lot are good for that delve into artful and thought-inducing writing. In general, books are good food.

Heroes:

These guys:

My Blog

Anniversary thoughts

Here it is once again! Our anniversary is tomorrow (6 years married), and I'm too excited! We don't have any plans (in fact, we have to work), but there's something about having a day to remind me of ...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:44:00 PST

Golf Balls

A man entered the bus with both his front pockets full of golf balls, and he sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed right) blonde. The puzzled blonde keeps looking at his bulging pockets. Finally...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 12:06:00 PST

An accident

I was in a traffic accident over the weekend and rear ended another car.   The driver got out of the other car and he turned out to be a DWARF!!He was REALLY upset!He looked up at me and sai...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:36:00 PST

Preacher's son

An old southern Baptist country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he w...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:45:00 PST

Accountant's tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo.A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?""I got ...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:43:00 PST

The nun and the hippie

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets ...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:16:00 PST

V for Vendetta speech

I think I want this carved on my tombstone. I present it to you, because John Kuntz loves me and we both love linguistic leaps of fancy! Hooray for words!   VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian ...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:41:00 PST

Marriage brought to you by kids (Thanks, Lauren!)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chi...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST

Ranch hand joke - yes it's flawed - let's not dissect jokes

..> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch ha...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

An old motor

The Old Motor He's 80, she's 20. It was the talk of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came...
Posted by Maggie Mae on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST