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ARMAND VAN HELDEN

THE ONLY WAY TO PREDICT THE FUTURE IS TO INVENT IT

About Me

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ME - SEND A COMMENT OR MESSAGE ME - THIS IS A FAN SITE + PERSONAL SITE

****FRIEND REQUESTS CAN BE UP TO 2 WEEKS TURN AROUND - NOTHING PERSONAL - MUSIC FIRST!****AND THANK YOU - THANK YOU - THANK YOU - FOR ALL THE SUPPORT AND LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWW.XMIX.COM OR CALL 617.628.9649 FOR BOOKING DETAILS

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/18/2005
Band Website: WWW.ULTRARECORDS.COM--WWW.SOUTHERNFRIEDRECORDS.COM
Band Members:

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A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: MICHAEL JORDAN TO THE HOUSE MUSIC GAME
Birthday:: MID FEB
Birthplace:: BOSTON
Eye Color:: LITE BROWN
Hair Color:: BLACK
Height:: 6
Weight:: 180
Right handed or Left handed?: BOTH
Your Heritage:: MIXED
My Worst Habit:: NYMPHO
Zodiac Sign:: AQUARIUS WITH SCORPIO RISING
Shoe Size:: 11
Pants Size:: 33
Innie or Outie?: IN
Parents Still Together?: NOT REALLY
The Shoes You Wore Today:: DUNKS
Your Weakness:: YOUNG AND RIPE - LOL
Your Fears:: KNOWLEDGE LOST LIKE THE LIBRARY AT ALEXANDRIA
Your Perfect Pizza:: THIN CRUST NAPOLITANA
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: TO BE LIKE PHARELL OR TIMBALAND
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: NOT ON IT MUCH
Thoughts First Waking Up:: MORNING WOOD CLOSURE
Your Best Physical Feature:: THOSE WHO KNOW ALWAYS TELL
Your Bedtime:: 5:00AM
Your Most Missed Memory:: WHEN ART NOT MONEY RULED
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: ALL GOT THEY PLACE
Food?: JAPANESE - ITALIAN - FUSION
Sport?: MACKIN
Animal?: THE SOLITARY ONES
Ice Cream?: CHOCOLATE
Candy?: CHOCOLATE
Store?: MY LOCAL BODEGA - 24HR DELIVERY CHEAH!
Salad Dressing?: FRESH LEMON+VIRGIN OLIVE OIL
Actor?: PACINO/DE NIRO
Song?: CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP OR WALK IT OUT - LOL
Letter?: S
Number?: 11
Gum?: NO
Holiday?: HALLOWEEN
Season?: SUMMER
Toothpaste Flavor?: MINT
Radio Station?: HOT 97
Perfume?: YES
Scent besides perfume?: THE OCEAN
Body part on the opposite sex?: ASS
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: CARL SAGAN
How Do You Want To Die?: IN ORBIT
Turn ons:: PHAT ASS + (REAL) JUICY TITS + BABY FACE
Turn offs:: RUDE IGNORANT BITCHES
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: THE FIRST RULE OF THE ORDER IS INDIVIDUALITY
Who's The Loudest?: MORE VOLUME IS LESS WISDOM
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: COMEDY IS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE ORDER
Who Have You Known The Longest?: THE ORDER KNOWS NOT OF TIME </tr
Who's The Shyist?: SPEAK WHEN SOMETHING IS TO BE SAID
When Have You Cried The Most?: SINGING DRUNK
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: ACCOMPLISHING A GOAL
Worst Feeling?: BROKEN DREAMS
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: MEDITERRANEAN OR CARIBBEAN
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: MORE DESIRE TO BE "BIG TIME"
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: I HAVE LIVED LIFETIMES
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: WATER
Let's look at the: EARTH
What a nice: WIND
Where did all the: FIRE START
Why can't we: ALL JUST GET ALONG
Silly, little: RABBIT TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS
Isn't it weird that: SOME GIRLS ARE SQUIRTERS
Never under any circumstance: DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING SAID OR PRINTED
I wish: FOR MORE WISHES
Everyone has a:
I am: OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: YES
Been To Juvie?: TOO SLICK FOR THAT
Mooned Someone?: YES
Been Rejected?: YES EVERYDAY
Ran Away From Home?: NO
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: THE ONLY WAY TO SEE HER
Skipped School?: YES
Thought About Suicide?: NO - LIVING IS THE GREATEST GIFT
Slept Outside?: YES
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: NO
Cried In School?: MAYBE IN THE 1ST GRADE
Thrown Up In School?: NO
Wanted To Be a Model?: NOT WANTED - WAS
Cheated On Someone?: YES
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: YES
Seen A Dead Body?: YES
Been Bitched Out?: YES
Drank Alcohol?: YES
Smoked?: NOT CIGARETTES
Been On Drugs?: YES
Eaten Sushi?: YESTERDAY
Been On Stage?: YES
Gone Skinny Dipping?: YES
Shoplifted?: YES
Been Drunk?: YES AGAIN
Been Called A Tease?: YES
Been Beaten Up?: YES
DO YOU
Swear?: FUCK!
Sing Well?: NO
Shower Daily?: NO
Want To Go To College?: DID
Want To Get Married?: WHATS THAT?
Believe In Yourself?: YES
Get Motion Sickness?: USED TO
Think You Are Attractive?: GAME RECOGNIZES GAME
Get Along With Your Parents?: YES
Like Thunderstorms?: YES
Play An Instrument?: MY WAY
Own An IPOD?: NO
Pray?: NO - SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING
Go To Church?: NO - I DONT NEED TO BE A PART OF SOMETHING
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: I TRIED BUT I COULDNT GET IT IN
Keep A Journal/Diary?: NO BUT I SHOULD
Dance In The Rain?: YES
Sing In The Shower?: I BEATBOX
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: PELLEGRINO
McDonald's or Burger King?: WHOLE FOODS
Single or Group Dates?: WHATS A DATE?
Chocolate or Vanilla?: CHOCOLATE
Strawberries or Blueberries?: BOTH
Meat or Veggies?: MEAT ISNT HEALTHY - TRYING TO GET OFF IT
TV or Movie?: SCIENCE CHANNEL - VH1 CLASSIC - COMEDY CENTRAL
Guitar or Drums?: DRUMS
Adidas or Nike?: ADIDAS = WIFE / NIKE = MISTRESS
Chinese or Mexican?: I LUV ALL DA GIRLS
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: AMARANTH FLAKES
Cake or Pie?: I CHASE CAKE AND SMASH PIE
MTV or VH1?: VH1 CLASSICS SOUL
Blind or Deaf?: DEAF - YOU CAN STILL FEEL VIBRATIONS
Boxers or Briefs?: BOXER = WINTER / NADA = SUMMER
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: HELL NO
Write With Both Hands?: YES
Whistle?: YES
Blow A Bubble?: YES
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: WELL!
Cross Your Eyes?: YES
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: HUH
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: YES - LOL
Dance?: I USED TO BATTLE IN THE CIRCLE
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: I LOVE HEALTHY GOOD FOOD
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: ALICIA KEYS
You Talked To On The Phone:: BILL GATES
You Instant Messaged:: JAY-Z
You Hugged:: GANDHI+JESUS+MOHAMMED+BUDDHA IT WAS A GROUP HUG
You Yelled At:: FOR ME TO YELL IS LIKE IM GIVING YOU MONEY
You Played A Sport With:: FIFA 07 XBOX
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: TODAY
Time You Cried?: IM OVERDUE TO GET SOME SHIT OUT
Movie You Watched?: CADDYSHACK
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: NO
Joke You Told?: MY LIFESTYLE IS A COMEDY
Song You've Sung?: JOURNEY - DONT STOP BELIEVING
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: IN BED
What Can You See Out Your Window?: SKYSCRAPERS
Are You Listening To Music?: NO
What Are You Wearing?: NADA
What's On Your Mousepad?: A MOUSE TRAP
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: CANT DENY THE MATH
Do you believe in miracles?: EVERYTHING IS A MIRACLE
Magic?: I AM MAGICIAN
Love at first sight?: YES AND OTHER THINGS
God?: YES - BUT NOT YOUR GOD+NEED 30 MINS TO DESCRIBE
Satan?: NO
Ghosts?: YES
Santa?: I USED TO
Evolution?: BELIEVE IN NATURE IT IS THE ONLY TRUTH
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: WHEREVER THE BEACHES ARE AT
Number Of CD's I Own:: NOT IMPORTANT
Your Good Luck Charm:: DONT BELIEVE IN THAT SHIT
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 5
Do you drink milk?: SOY
Person You Hate Most:: I CANT HATE - JUST MISUNDERSTAND
Most Outdated Phrase:: HOLLA
Do you think God has a gender?: KARMA IS THE DARK AND THE LIGHT
Where do you think we go when we die?: NO CLUE - SO LIVE IT UP
How many rings until you answer the phone?: I DONT ANSWER, MANY WILL TELL YOU
What is something scientists need to invent?: HOW TO GET RID OF "BAD APPLES"
Are you a health freak?: MOS DEF
Are you a virgin?: MOS NOT
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY
What is the worst weather?: COLD RAIN
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: IT WAS THE ONLY WAY TO GET AT THE SHORTYS
How many grades have you failed?: 0
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Sounds Like: FOR BOOKING DETAILS = WWW.XMIX.COM OR CALL 617.628.9649
Record Label: Ultra Records + Southern Fried Records + PIAS
Type of Label: Major

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New video for Into Your Eyes

Click here to watch the new video for Into Your Eyes!
Posted by Armand Van Helden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST