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MySpace Anonymous

The first step is willing to admit you have a problem.

About Me

Do you find that you don't even know half the friends on your friends list?Will you add anyone and anything to your MySpace?Have you lost the ability to use proper punctuation and capital letters as a result of constant commenting?Are you struggling to get through the day without logging on to MySpace at least three times a day?Do you get easily irritated when you are not near your computer?Have words such as 'lol' and 'rofl' made it in to your daily vocabulary?Have you developed RSI as a result of incessant clicking to see if any new friends, comments or messages have arrived?Well, then you may be a MySpace Addict.WELCOME!At MySpace Anonymous, we aim to help you get through this difficult period, and make your addiction more manageable. Well, at the very least, you can meet and network with people experiencing the same thing as you, and realise that you may not be the biggest, most hopeless nerd out there. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!(Please note that we are only a new group trying to get off the ground. Support is appreciated!)***BEFORE SENDING US A MESSAGE OR COMMENT ASKING "WHO ARE YOU?", READ THIS!!***! As much as we love receiving comments and messages, it is kind of annoying always getting messages saying "who's this" in varying standards of English. So let's answer your questions in advance.Our names are Anna and Sam. We don't plan on being more specific than this, as releasing our full names into the wide wide world of web isn't the smartest of ideas.We are MySpace Addicts, and we created this page because, from personal experience, we know there are MANY addicts out there. So this would be a good way to network, meet some new ones, and have a bit of fun at the same time.We are NOT using this page to spam sell mobile phone ringtones or gift certificates. We are NOT using this page to stalk unsuspecting minors. We are NOT using this page as a means of abusing people.We are just here for some good, wholesome fun.If you're all for the idea, then add us :) Great to meet you. If not, then carry on your merry way.

My Interests

THE TRUTH AND PROCEDURE OF THESE ICKLE BOXES:This box is where you act like people actually care what you're interested in, and list every single hobby you've ever done, even the ones you tried once and gave up on like ballet. Or, if you're a true addict, you simply write 'MySpace'. Come on, you know it's true.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever is willing and brave enough to admit they have a problem.There's a lot of love to go around.GAME OF THE MONTH:How game are you? Beat the rest, and get in our top friends!

Music:

In this box, you list all the artists you like, even if you only like one of their songs. The more the better. Or, you list the artists you think everyone likes, or really obscure bands so you look soooo alternative and cool. (Fyi: you're not. Go play in traffic) Meanwhile, you hide the fact that you still love Britney Spears, and secretly listen to 'Pokemon - 2 B A Master' in your spare time. Very few peope tell the truth about their music tastes. Trust no one who writes "oh, a bit of everything I guess".

Movies:

Here, people will do one of two things - they'll either list all the movies they've ever watched, and would watch again if given the choice between, say, watching it or poking themselves in the eye with a stick. Soppy chick flicks always seem to make it into here, or comedies that are really popular for a few months. A couple of creative people will write quotes instead, which makes the reader think about what the hell movie they're talking about. This is good - it shows that they actually watched the movie, and aren't just trying to be cool. Kudos.

Television:

Most commonly written show? The Simpsons. It's a safe option - even those who don't like the show know that it's a huge pop culture hit, and are unlikely to hate you for it. If you don't like TV, then just leave this box blank. We don't need to hear a long spiel about how commercialistic the world is becoming, and how we all need to throw our TV sets into the ocean. Nobody cares.

Books:

Again, in this box, people will often list every book they've ever been forced to read at school so that they look "cultured". Or, they'll simply say "wat tha f*ck wuld u read books for? boring" - again, just leave this box blank if you're going to do that, I mean, come on, try not to waste five precious seconds of my life. Also, avoid simply writing "Harry Potter" - there are other books out there.

Heroes:

Most people will list all the people in their life and why they're so great so they look sweet and caring, and earn brownie points among their friends. Often, this is accompanied by pictures - please, if you're going to do this, at least try and make the pictures attractive. Or they'll write "Superman!"/"Spiderman!"/"Batman!"/anyone else who happens to wear a cape. It's up to you what you write - but please don't write Batman, he has got to be the lamest superhero ever - you can't be super if you have no powers!! Yeesh.

My Blog

MYSPACE SURVIVOR BEGINS!

MySpace Survivor started with a bang this season, with our ten contestants arriving on the electronic beach pumped and ready to go. The yellow team ran up on to the shore, cheering, as we got the cha...
Posted by MySpace Anonymous on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:48:00 PST