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small arms dealer

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About Me


www.smallarmsdealer.net
forged in the cauldrons of working class london... small arms dealer rises from the ashes, to take its place on the throne of men. featuring ex-members of explosivo, contra, on the might of princes and fellow project. pants, meet shit.



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Member Since: 6/7/2004
Band Website: smallarmsdealer.net
Band Members: electric lamar: bass guitar, baseketball.
beaker: electric guitar, TI-82 graphing calculator.
lubrano: vomiting in mouth (a lil' bit).
adam arms: drum (stick too).
guitarbeard: guitar wizard.
mystery bear: honeypot, gnashing, gnawing.
Influences: influenza
Sounds Like: Listening

VISIT IF YOU MAKE IT
Record Label: Deep Elm
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

new t-shirts

here’s the deal: give us your money and we will give you this sweet new t-shirt . its orange ink on a black shirt and includes arm and neck holes for your wearing comfort. visit www. smallarmsde...
Posted by small arms dealer on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:21:00 PST

Patron saint of disappointment

I really dont see any good reason why you shouldn't be picking this shit up right now, right here: www.smallarmsdealer.net
Posted by small arms dealer on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:13:00 PST

updates @ www.smallarmsdealer.net

have ever wished that your cell phone could sing curse words at you everytime your buddies called you? well, you sick fuck, Deep Elm Records and Small Arms Dealer are making all of your dreams come tr...
Posted by small arms dealer on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:19:00 PST

"a single unifying theory" is now available @ www.smallarmsdealer.net

come to www.smallarmsdealer.net and purchase our debut album "a single unifying theory"  and then check out a picture of a goat shaking hands with hulk hogan...
Posted by small arms dealer on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:07:00 PST

Deep Elm records

DEEP ELM SIGNS LONG ISLAND'S SMALL ARMS DEALER 16 NOVEMBER 2005 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE DEEP ELM RECORDS is pleased to announce that Long Island, New York's SMALL ARMS DEALER has joined the label's excl...
Posted by small arms dealer on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:20:00 PST

hey motherfucker...sign up for our mailing list

i know you have nothing important to do right now because you are reading this on the internet, so why not come on over to www.smallarmsdealer.net and sign up for our mailing list so you can find out ...
Posted by small arms dealer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new website is up now

we've used the power of dark html forces to bring you a new and improved website, we got some stickers and more new shit to come and as always you can still get our five song demo "the hot knives e.p....
Posted by small arms dealer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"the hot knives e.p."is now available for download at smallarmsdealer.net

we have decided to use our vast technilogical resources to make your life, and the eventual and utter damnation of your soul, faster and more convienient. simply go to smallarmsdealer.net and in the m...
Posted by small arms dealer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

can you handle a 5 song demo?

this is the question that is burning away at the hearts and minds of all of humanity. if you would like to get ahold of a 5 song demo c.d. called "the hot knives e.p."( a decision which should be mad...
Posted by small arms dealer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the quickening

there can be only one
Posted by small arms dealer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST