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Dance Commander

No quarter given, no quarter asked - on the Dancefloor.

About Me

dancing, drinking, debauchery, Steel Cap Justice - on the Dancefloor.

My Interests

dancing, drinking, debauchery. Carefully and meticulously crafting my manifesto. Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse. arts and crafts. The art of Dance. The art of the pole dance.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with low self esteem and a drinking/drug problem to join the cult of The Dance Commander. Anyone with the moxy to face The Dance Commander in a battle royal on the dance floor. In the words of my mentor, The Dance Interrogator, on the eve of the great disco battle of 72' - "When my dance moves have crushed and humiliated you, your name will be stricken from every liner note of every album"
I'd like to avoid:
The coarse plebians. The coarse plebians on the dance floor.
Enemies of Dance:
Radical Islam hates the art of the pole dance.
obsessionthemovie
I am 58% Metrosexual.
. I am styling. I may have a bunch of fashion sense, but my macho man side leaks out here and there (mainly out my nose, I should buy some nose hair trimmers for Christ’s sake!) Take the
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Music:

Macc Lads, Cocksparrer, Anti Heros, Rest in Pieces, Bagpipes, Real McKenzies, The Templars, The Service, The Business, Jawbreaker, Macc Lads, The Decemberists, The Corries, Blood Group, Erik Satie, The Strike, Macc lads.

Movies:

Point Blank, the scene where he's walking down that hallway - Genius! Barcelona, CQ, White Cat-Black Cat, Invasion!, Romper Stomper, Battle of Britain, Rushmore, etc...

Television:

Father Ted, DIY IED's, Venture Brothers, Sledgehammer!

Books:

How the Scots Invented the Modern World, Girlfriend 44, White Teeth, American Skin, High Fidelity. Not a magazine - Mental Floss

Heroes:

Dear ole' Dad, Wallace, Collins, MacCool, Boru, Annie Oakley, Lee Marvin
All my forefathers that fought and overcame great obstacles of the past, that I may live today.
Whereas, hard choices these days are picking which restaurant to eat at.
Vive ut Vivas

My Blog

Struggle

Jihad means my struggle, but so does Mein Kampf.
Posted by Dance Commander on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:05:00 PST

Warning Labels

So, Julia likes Wasabi, ALOT. I go to Little Tokyo all the time so I bought her all sorts of snacks with the word wasabi in the name. (which I forgot to give her last time she was here). But, I'm begi...
Posted by Dance Commander on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 04:44:00 PST

I'm classified

ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% the total population. Free Jung Personality Test (similar to M...
Posted by Dance Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

10 Things you should never buy used

I just saw this article on MSN, "10 Things you should never buy used". It listed items like camcorders, because they get dropped and abused and mattresses - well just imagine! But I started to thin...
Posted by Dance Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MOD

You are a Mod. Yeah baby. What kind of Sixties Person are you?brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Dance Commander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST