Feed Me!!!

I was born on a Viking long boat that left what is now called Norway for the Americas in 967, and raised in the South Bay of California. I enjoy traveling to far away lands, pillaging,obtuse versing and when time permits carving in stone and making thing's in Iron. In modern days I enjoy riding my motorcycle, hiking and most outdoor activities, and anything that involves eating, by night I enjoy going to see band's and a good pint of ale. Over all, nothing beats food and I'm very fond of decorating cupcakes. I really love expensive meals when someone else is buying. I'm forward yet I have a easy going personality. I'm strong yet sensitive. I'm overweight, Balding, Grumpy and always Broke but most of the time I have a smile on my face... or at least some crumbs. I view the glass half empty... because I'm always ready for a another drink. I'm 40 so I always have difficulty breathing, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea or constipation and waking up naked in the trunk of car's.