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Gael

I can see your dirty pillows..

About Me

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment we're not alone *I am Irish *I have tattoos *I wear glasses with rhinestones *I live with the most amazing person, my best friend Karina Lynn *I like to use filthy and suggestive language *I have traveled the world *I buy my Tupperware from Phranc the Jewish Lesbian Folksinger *I own a Saved by the Bell Screech doll..in the original box

My Interests

*Mexican Midget Rodeos *Photography *Art *Reading *Forensics *Tattoos *Dia de Los Muertos *thrift stores *going to shows *skateboarding *Troma films *Thai Elvis *stalking Scott Baio *karoake

I'd like to meet:

Anyone into: crap filled upholstery, BGH dosed beef, Red dye no.2, dolphin unsafe tuna, unsolicited prostitution, CFCs, obscene imagery and vulgar language or anyone who will post my bail

Music:


The Polecats Manic Hispanic Kraftwerk Doves Belle & Sebastian Richard Cheese Stereo Total the Postal Service PJ Harvey the Carpenters the Pogues Dead Milkmen the Cure Ladytron Bomboras Daft Punk Morrissey Deadbolt Soul Coughing Iggy Pop the Seconds Weezer the Waitresses the Rapture At the Drive-In Devo Slowdive Roxy Music the Pretenders the Damned Kate Bush Sonic Youth Pixies Frou Frou Air Lard Descendents the Runaways the Bags the Slits Concrete Blonde Radiohead Stereolab X Ramones BS 2000 the Rentals the Smiths Vampire Weekend PIL Mazzy Star New York Dolls Go Betty Go the B-52's Sugarcubes Sneaker Pimps Jane's Addiction Velvet Underground Fischerspooner

Movies:

Die Mommy Die Breakfast at Tiffany's Incubus The City of Lost Children Eraserhead Garden State Waking Life Desperate Teenage Lovedolls Dudes Welcome to the Dollhouse Happiness Wild at Heart Gummo I Shot Andy Warhol Revenge of the Nerds Watcher in the Woods All over me Lost Highway Mommy Dearest Basquiat Julian Donkey Boy Requiem for a dream Virgin Suicides American Movie Dirty Pretty Things American Splendor Fire SLC Punk Mi Vida Loca Party Monster Forbidden Zone Rat Fink a Boo Boo Ladies and Gentleman, the Fabulous Stains Foxes Manny & Lo Sid & Nancy

Books:

*Liquid Sky *Gentleman Junkie: the Bio of William S. Burroughs * Virgin Suicides *the Catcher in the Rye *The Perks of being a Wallflower *Less than Zero *Girl

Heroes:

*Diane Arbus *Frances Farmer

My Blog

A question to ponder

Hypothetically speaking, today the doctor calls you and informs you that you have cancer that needs to be treated ASAP.   Would you go the traditional route (chemo, radiation, medication) or woul...
Posted by Gael on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:43:00 PST

Should I become an attention whore?

Andy Warhol once said "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes."   Since I grew up in Los Angeles, I am pretty much surrounded by people seeking their 15 minutes and secretly ...
Posted by Gael on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:11:00 PST

How Tila Tequila changed the world

*I think I need to get a life considering I got upset enough to write a blog about the following    Tila Tequila of MTV reality and web whore fame has been boasting that her show is the re...
Posted by Gael on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:02:00 PST

Viva Vida

Do you ever examine your life and wish you could crawl into someone else's skin and live their life instead?   I do&.   I wish I could start living my life like a character from 'Viva Lau...
Posted by Gael on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:56:00 PST

Where is Agent Cooper when I need him?

The midget in the pink suit wrote me an e-mail today.. Seriously, when did my life turn into a David Lynch movie?
Posted by Gael on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:34:00 PST

Please to enjoy yum yum delicious

Today I bought an LED necklace as part of a costume I am wearing for an upcoming party. However when I tried to read the directions it was so confusing my hair literally hurt from thinking so hard. S...
Posted by Gael on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:58:00 PST

For 2 minutes I thought it was a joke...

Yesterday I had to interview a midget for a position in my department. He wore a little pink suit. It was also my birthday. Dreams do come true.
Posted by Gael on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:16:00 PST

Why being bitter and alone is worth it.

I will give $20 to the firt person who can tell me why only men with poor grammar skills are the only ones attracted to me. Example: From: ..G..Date: Jun 3, 2008 1:01 PMI went through your profile ins...
Posted by Gael on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:11:00 PST

New Car

As a birthday gift to myself I got a new car:                            &nb...
Posted by Gael on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 05:21:00 PST

How I stay happy

Next Thursday I will be 32 yrs old and I realize I'm still single, childless and have taken a different life path than most people. It makes me sad and sometimes I feel lonely. Then I watch any episod...
Posted by Gael on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:30:00 PST