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teh RAN

I'm here for the gay sex

About Me



I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

cold chillin

I'd like to meet:

mad bitches, yo

Music:

RageAgainstTheMachine/sublime/bob marley/pete yorn/ben harper/jack johnson/jeff buckley/dashboard/weezer/tim buckley/CCR/velvet revolver/the Beatles/Elvis/Beastie Boys/Violent Femmes/Audiovent/ReelBigFish/the Cure/Duran Duran/Depeche Mode/Wham/pretty much anything 80s

Movies:

Pumping Iron/Predator/T1-2-3/Zoolander/Hugo Pool/Spanglish/seVen/Swingers/Empire Records/I am Sam/BIG/Joe Dirt/Be Cool/the Woodsman/a bunch of others I can't think of

Television:

Friends/Vegas//Seinfeld/the Family Guy/Miami Ink

Books:

the Education of a Bodybuilder

Heroes:

ARNOLD, Zane, Becks

My Blog

Gray

I really hate this color.  It just brings you down when you see it outside.  Granted if your car is light gray you don't see salt as much during the winter time, but even so if your color is...
Posted by teh RAN on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST

Bitches!!!

I love this word.
Posted by teh RAN on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:00:00 PST

You can't gaurd me..........

the Secret Service couldn't guard me.  I here by declare that Nike should bring back Little Penny.  Little Penny is the greatest character to hit TV since Kramer.  That being said, FUCK...
Posted by teh RAN on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:12:00 PST

Big Girls

The age old verbage is that "Big girls need loving too".  Wrong.  There some little girls that don't get "loving" or you won't even considering "loving".  That being said, I find m...
Posted by teh RAN on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:43:00 PST

Tribal tattoos

SERIOUSLY WTF!!!  What tribe are you from again you cracka ass cracka!?  Your barbwire tattoo is not tribal.  The design that "you designed" is not tribal.  The design you picked o...
Posted by teh RAN on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:59:00 PST

Goth people, WTF mate?

What the slut is up with these kids?  They look like they want to kill me even though I've never meet them before.  And all black, I know its winter time but the solar heat that you my be ab...
Posted by teh RAN on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 07:43:00 PST

Fatty tissue.

I'm at the gym this morning when I saw what I thought was a huge one of those marshmellow bunny things.  Well it wasn't.  It was some fat chick in an all pink some kinda material get up.&nbs...
Posted by teh RAN on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:35:00 PST

E-Whores

You know the ones, the ugly bitch that posts pics of herself in her bras and panties.  What are they really looking for, Validation?  For someone to be all like "oh you're so hot, you make m...
Posted by teh RAN on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 01:19:00 PST

George Michael love em or hate em

I don't care that's he's gay, I don't care he fucked now unbalanced Brooke Sheilds, I don't care that Elton John called him a bitch.  The guy can sing.  You know you know "Faith", and don't ...
Posted by teh RAN on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:50:00 PST