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Big C

I DEMAND LOW FREQUENCIES!!!!

About Me

.. 6 foot 2, bald as a coot (whatever that is!), played bass for a looooooooong time......Likes black...that's about it really...Oh yeah and I can clap with one hand!!!

My Interests

BASS!!!!! IN YO FACE!!!!!! I love playing bass and writing tunes (Metal, funk, jazzy weird sh!t..anything as long as theres a huge amount of bass!) Cooking & Eating, Xbox, Bass, Driving, Bass, Movies, Bass, Drawing, Bass, ......

I'd like to meet:

Jack Nicholson, William Shatner, Billy Sheehan, Sigourney Weaver, Brad Douriff, Peter Cullen, Chuck Norris, Harrison Ford, Al Pacino, Christopher Walken, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Steven Seagal.

Music:

Megadeth, Type O Negative, Cradle of Filth, Faith No More, Metallica, Sisters of Mercy, Chillis, Stevie Wonder, Queen, Iron Maiden, Bob Seager, Korn, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, The Cure, Goldie Lookin Chain, Alice Cooper, Mozart, Fear Factory, White Zombie, Live (everyone should own a copy of "Throwing Copper"), Film scores (Jaws, Indy Jones in fact all of John Williams stuff) and...... RAAWK!

Movies:

Terminator, Better of Dead, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Real Genius, Ghostbuster, Casino, Batman (with mad Jack), A few Good Men, Jaws, The Thing, Forbidden Planet, Star Wars (all 6), Indiana Jones (All 3), Heat (almost the perfect film!!), The Incredibles, Fight Club, X-Men III, Back to the Future, Saw, Halloween III: The Season of the Witch, The Fifth Element, Hawk the Slayer, Hard to Kill, Out for Justice, Nico, The Glimmerman, Predator, Robocop, Gross Point Blank, Singing in the Rain, Transformers, Halloween (John Carpenters original), The Life of Brian, The Golden Child, Flash Gordon, Die Hard, Gremlins, Thunderball, Diamonds are Forever, Fight Club.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, OLD STAR TREK (SHATNER RULES!!!), American Chopper, Scrapheap Challenge, Only fools and Horses, Blue Planet, Extreme Machines, The Office, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, CSI (only LA).

Books:

Discworld and anything about Egyptology or Sharks, I'm not a big book person.

Heroes:

Jack Nicholson, Pete Steel, Cliff Burton, Batman, The Undertaker, Bill Bailey, Christopher Walken, Patricia Morrison (ex SOM bass player and gothic uber fox!), Steven Seagal and William Shatner

My Blog

Batman Movies: WTF

A quick summary and review of the batman films so far in my not so humble opinion Batman Adam West, Burt Ward, Ceaser Romero, Burgess Meredith et al. World Leaders turned to chalk and stolen. Shark o...
Posted by Big C on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:05:00 PST

Batman Movies: WTF?

A quick summary and review of the batman films so far in my not so humble opinion Batman Adam West, Burt Ward, Ceaser Romero, Burgess Meredith et al. World Leaders turned to chalk and stolen. Shark o...
Posted by Big C on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:04:00 PST

MAN FLU!!!!

What the hell is it? Just now I am suffereing from Man Flu. My nose is running like a gunjy tap, my ears are ringing, my throats sore and is filled with what can only be described as devils custa...
Posted by Big C on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:04:00 PST

Bass effects: YES or NO!

Bass Effects: What do you use?   Back in the day, guitarists had all the fun using phasers, flangers, 150 types of distortion, Wah wah pedals, delays, reverbs, octavers, harmonizers, whammy pedal...
Posted by Big C on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:06:00 PST

Hot dogs.

I really love hot dogs. I know they're made out of all sorts of crap but I love them. Nothing beats a hotdog with fried onions and mustard.... The world needs more hotdogs....
Posted by Big C on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:16:00 PST

War of the Worlds (or war of the remakes)

Pulp Sci-fi Enough with the remakes.... Holly wood is completely obsessed with remakes at the moment and you only realise how bad it is when someone with the talent that Speilberg has is funneled into...
Posted by Big C on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST