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Siam Cyan

I'd like to be in the most independent film ever made....

About Me

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"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.There's also a negative side."

-Hunter S. Thompson
Likes::
angry high-fives * chops (of the facial hair, meat, and metaphorical types) * Carlo Rossi, cheap champagne, and PBR * the asian market * my sexy man * submerging myself in hot or lukewarm bodies of water * the word "mentalist" * french onion soup * antique shops * thrift stores * Charlie Brown's * comedy works * sushi * cigarettes (bad) * dyed hair * inappropriate * British everything * Jolly Kiwis * clothes * my retro kitchen table * writing about music * stealing when drunk * Blender photo captions * nighttime * watching movies or reading Harry Potter with Cliff * writing * acting like a child * Denver bands * the Fabric Lab * yoga * italian scooters * head massages * new tattoos * getting a buzz before nightfall * pizza * Mitch Hedberg * Ed Vs. Spencer * British rock stars attempting to play American music and sounding better * Parisian women * bed head * dogs * eccentric people * burping in public * the bar flies of Goosetown Tavern * gay bars * the zoo * art museums * East Colfax * First Friday * large & rowdy crowds of people * reality shows * Indian food * big snakes * airports * vicodin and oranges * sleep * people from other countries * ginger ale * peace and then chaos * feathers * sriracha, chai, pad thai * setting 3 pigs loose in a public building and labeling them 1,2, and 4 * cooking a huge meal for no occasion * french everything * soft or shiny or spicy things.
Dislikes::
Kathie Griffin * contemporary R&B * anything contemporary with the label "contemporary" * squash zuccini and eggplant * pissing contests * reality * Lionel Richie * Alanis Morisette * Celine Dion * work * traffic * Bone Thugs N Harmony * hangovers * scallops * fluorescent lighting * public speaking * Independent Records * hangovers * ferrets * baked goods * competition * this year * bad spelling as a marketing device (ex: wel-bilt sheds) * boredom * sleep dep * salted licorice * getting a hair stuck in the back of your throat * people who expect me to know trivia (said the guest Quizmaster at Geeks Who Drink) * I.C.P * driving * large & annoying crowds of people * working a job that makes me want to shoot myself in the head every day * Jack Johnson * bosses * hairspray * reality shows * beer commercials marketed towards guys * mundane daily activities * suburban houses with southwestern themes * germs * worms * ugly billboards.
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My Interests



Drinking, knitting, drinking then knitting, writing, knitting, drinking, pretending, not camping, knitting, and repeating.

I'd like to meet:

sexy robots from the future.

Music:

el pero del mar * serge gainsbourg * gang of four * goldfrapp * sufjan stevens * dandy warhols * al green * !!! * franz ferdinand * rolling stones * devotchka * k-os * pulp * eagles of death metal * iggy pop * pixies * the darkness * joy division * margot and the nuclear so-and-sos * hot iqs * pravada * lunar event * the streets * clinic * saul williams * the cannanes (with explosion robinson) * david bowie * tribe called quest * blackalicious * the cure * radiohead * libertines * junior senior * dressy bessy * electric six * MC Solaar * air * the swayback * seu jorge * stereototal * the zombies * the stranglers * the killers * the shins * rilo kiley * brian jonestown massacre * arcade fire * george harrison * tim buckley * the guillemots * nico * wolfmother * the tarmints * machine gun blues * colourmusic * thao nguyen * BIGBANG! * cat-a-tac * everything absent or distorted * cowboy curse * those young lions * sundresses * the game * evangelicals * brazilian girls * eagle*seagull * jay z * klf * hot house (no more)

Movies:

Hard Candy * Agnes and his Brothers * Lady Vengeance * Babel * Napoleon Dynamite * Tarantino * American Beauty * Run Lola Run * Amelie * Basquiat * The Devil in Miss Jones * Farenheit 911 * City of God * Pink Panther * Princess and the Warrior * Human Traffic * Bleu * The Double Life of Veronique * Trainspotting

Television:

I wooed two different cable people into giving us free cable, and then it got shut off both times later, at emergency times (like when the Real World Denver was about to be on)

Books:

"Hidden Meanings, Treatment of Time, Supreme Irony, and Life Experiences in the song 'Ain't Gonna Bump No More No Big Fat Woman'" by Michael Parker * Lorrie Moore * Denis Johnson * Annie Proulx * Vice Magazine * Nylon Magazine * Douglas Coopland * J.K. Rowling * Tom Robbins * Chuck * J. Eric Miller * Noah Anderson * Michael Chabon * the Curious Incident of the Dog in The Night-time by Mark Haddon * Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Rennison * Caramelo by Sandra Cisneros * Bukowski * Yeats * Voltaire * Dostoyevsky * Linda Ruth Carter * Ricardo Baca * Tom Murphy * Jason Heller * Michael Roberts * Erin Barnes (wink!).

Heroes:

Harry Potter, Jon Stewart, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, la Femme Nikita, Regine Chassagne, Bob Ross, Eddie Izzard, Karen O, and my mom, shucks.

My Blog

Gifts you can buy me.

It's not my birthday or anything, but should you ever need a thoughtful gift idea for me, I'm just putting these things out there: http://www.neighborhoodies.com/rickroll-tee-p-413.html http://www.hof...
Posted by Siam Cyan on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:12:00 PST

Party pictures, press, yayy!

http://blogs.denverpost.com/reverb/2008/06/11/donnybrook-bbq -the-larimer-lounge/http://www.flickr.com/photos/19559174@N0 4/sets/72157605550331681/
Posted by Siam Cyan on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 07:54:00 PST

I quit smoking. Again.

And I find that the real problem with quitting is I feel too happy, too energetic, and I just don't know what to do with myself. I think a lot of addicts are trying to cope with too much happiness. Ma...
Posted by Siam Cyan on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:33:00 PST

I need a haircut.

Also I haven't seen you in a long time. I can use the general "you" because I haven't seen anyone. Life. is........? The most different it's ever been. It's been far too responsible.Yeah, I don't like...
Posted by Siam Cyan on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:33:00 PST

The Great Orgiastic Coachella Blog of 2008

Welcome to our Grog. A Grog is an orgiastic group blog. It's a compilation of random thoughts by as many people as possible. Our first experiment takes place at Coachella music festival. We snuck in f...
Posted by Siam Cyan on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:00:00 PST

My club for sexy special people.

Hi, brothers and sisters, It's been a while, hasn't it? I never check my myspace anymore, I'm sorry. Adult jobs and such. I have a newsletter. It's not spammy. It's actually really pretty. It will gi...
Posted by Siam Cyan on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:16:00 PST

yay thank you!!!

Thanks for my birfday wishes!!!!!!!!! Jens Lekman got canceled, but Cliffy and I had a romantic date all the same. We went to Steuben’s, which is like my favorite restaurant now. We saw a totall...
Posted by Siam Cyan on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:01:00 PST

I was stranded in Texas

and it was actually really fun. Really, we were stranded. You can read parts one and two of my saga in my blog. GoDonnybrook.com!...
Posted by Siam Cyan on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:09:00 PST

Last night was fabulous

Thank you all you valentines, for coming to the Donnybrook party! I said this last time, but I'm hoping to throw another party soon!
Posted by Siam Cyan on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:59:00 PST

FUCK! Its a Donnybrook Valentines Day Party!

LOCATION: MEADOWLARK BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEADOWLARK BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Siam Cyan on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:17:00 PST