Bad 'B' Horror flicks, Whiskey, writing, Scotch, slayin dragons, Bourbon, cars that have no idea what seat belts or catalytic converters are, Gin, dames with an over-developed appreciation for 50's-60's music, Tequila, savin' kittens from treetops, Did I mention drinkin'? Philosophy, Psychology, (both newer passions, comes from havin' a brilliant doctor fer a roommate) Oh, and occasionally, dodgin' bullets.
I'd like to meet:
People worth talkin' with, I might be able to squeeze ya in... Only one stipulation... if we're gonna shoot E-mails back and forth at each other, fer god sakes, unless yer boss is lookin', don't respond with one word answers... don'tcha hate that?Right, tirade over, I'm better now.I'm not bitter, I'm just drawn that way ::smirk::Anyway, at this point in my life, one can never have too many friends... bail's expensive.Oh, and a love for Johnny Bravo is probably necessary..."Hey, wanna watch me comb my hair really fast?" "Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things, me!" "Oh Momma, I'm so sweet that I've got a mouth full of cavities." "Well baby, what's it like looking at the man of your dreams?" "Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop .. whatever you prefer?" "Hey baby, if this shoe fits then I must be your cinderfella!" "Man, it must be great being you watching me!" "You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?" "If loving me is wrong,
you don't wanna be right!"
adopt your own virtual pet!
adopt your own virtual pet!I like kitties!
Music:
Found some truth in Lynard Skynard... hard to believe, sure, but listen to the words of "simple man," and tell me I'm wrong...Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say.
And if you do this
It will help you some sunny day.
Take your time... dont live too fast,
Troubles will come and they will pass.
Go find a woman and youll find love,
And dont forget son,
There is someone up above.(chorus)
And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Wont you do this for me son,
If you can?Forget your lust for the rich mans gold
All that you need is in your soul,
And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.(chorus)Boy, dont you worry... youll find yourself.
Follow you heart and nothing else.
And you can do this if you try.
All I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.(chorus)ROCK-A-BILLY. All's good. Original Sun Records stuff to post-modern Rev. Horton Heat... If it's about fast cars, faster women, drinkin', or brawlin', I'm all over it... KINGS OF NUTHIN'! Kick ass band outta Boston... the damn Numa Numa song... hey! I reminds me of my grandma... she used to get hammered and speak in dutch...
Movies:
The list is LONG... Big Trouble in Little China, El Diablo, Boondock Saints, Six String Samurai, Dudes, Army of Darkness, Dueces Wild, Matrix, Mavrick, Space Truckers, Clerks, Dodgeball, SERENITY! And a moment, if I might... If I can persuade anyone of anything, it's to watch Serenity. There has not been a single original script in hollywood for far too long, to finally have one come out, well, you owe it to yerself to see it.Really.I mean it.Quit readin' this and go!
Television:
Well, TV's become a different priority in my life since my dang-blasted roommate got Dish Network and a DVR. See, it used to be If I had plans, and a given show was on, I'd simply consign myself to the fate of missing said program. No big deal. But no... now we can record anything, and the worst part about it is once you record it, you feel obligated to watch it!Oh, the horror!SO... yeah, with that, and the 50,000 channels, It's hard not to flip on the TV... Lost, the West Wing, Firefly, those are the stock standby's... Firefly I don't feel so bad about, it's brilliant, and the West Wing is amazing, until you realize that our government can never run as elloquintly, as WW pays their staff writers more! But friggin' Lost?! How did I git wrapped up in that?!
Books:
Heinlien. Big Sci-fi geek, and Heinlien is my poison of choice. Other than that, I read everything I possibly can, with the exception of Daniel Steele.
Heroes:
Elvis (incarnation of GOD!), Jim Bowie ('cause design wise, ya can't improve much on "REALLY BIG FUCKIN' KNIFE!), 1SG B.T. Wiley (my old 1st Sergeant), Dr. M. Williams (track coach back in the day), MY POP! ('cause I love the bastard!)
