Von Who? |
What the kids dont know about the racist alcoholic genius behind Von Dutch.
This is one of the best papers ....i did not write it but , for thouse who know me they would say that we have alote i... Posted by HillBilly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What life is all about |
"I make a point of staying right at the edge of poverty. I don't have a pair of pants without a hole in them, and the only pair of boots I have are on my feet. I don't mess around with unnecessary stu... Posted by HillBilly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Elvisivity |
The Theory of Elvisivity
Einstein almost got it right. His famous E-quation for his General Theory of Relativity, E = mc2, had only one mistake in it. The great scientist's error was in assuming ... Posted by HillBilly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Iam so Rockabilly |
I'm so rockabilly it only took me 5 minutes to think up my nickname
I'm so rockabilly it only took me another 15 minutes to think up all the nicknames for my rockabilly gang
I'm so rockabilly I star... Posted by HillBilly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
You Are Nothing If Not A Hound Dog |
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I would like to thank you for coming today to be a part of this most auspicious occasion. I am honoured to be the fi... Posted by HillBilly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What i Remembers About... |
I remember patchouli and the smell of filth
and a large playa dick in my face.
The nauseating thumping of drums
and the mating rituals of hippies.
men that looked like Cher---
boys that looke... Posted by HillBilly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |