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the wine soaked preacher

there's alot to be said for sedating your head

About Me

.......socially awkward or at least good at pretending, love to push any limits (mental/physical/social/sexual/emotional)....i like hearing peoples phones ring when you're outside walking by, sitting in public places to watch people, self medicating, playing guitar and making music in general,entrophy and apathy and all things related to chaos and destruction. tattoos and body mod, making the"bedroom eyes" at strangers,trying to disprove my indestructable nature, trying to maintain a constant state of innebriation in persuit of eventual enlightenment. ..........sleep deprivation, stretching my brain, reading alltoghther too many books at any given time, falling in desperate love with trees, breaking hearts and vice-versa, getting lost on purpose, sitting in the dirt, playing with fire, driving too fast and evading the law........and so on..................Have a looky loo!

My Interests

...NOVA...hmmmmm......strawberry pie,tv with the sound off,writing,drinking,smoking ,stealing,driving whilst mucho inebreated,fair maidens,making things(clothes/pipes/jewelry/furniture/inventions......) cutting my own hair,peircing myself with a stupidly large guage,road kill, shit that washes up on yonder beach,trying to drink for enough sucessive days to induce the shakes,tattoo's,music making and listening,jam sessions, pirates,swashbucklers,anthroplogy,jumping off things,climbing any possible contraption,pranx/general mischeif,telling people off so eloquently that they cant even tell,random erratic unpredictable anything,dualities,hussys,wino's, communists,breaking glass,weapons,outside,things with wings,bones,my sense of smell,taking things apart,the fear,astrology,old things,worn things, urban piracy,lucid dreaming,wandering,drawing,yerba mate,spartanism, biting,whiskey,bass,dirt bikes,passing out in stupid places,completely useless information,playing in the rain,being naked,throwing knives,puns,wool sweaters,books,skateboarding,snail shells,roadtrips,wake n' bake,snow,cold,general inclementness,hummingbirds,pristine anything,abandoned buildings,churches in the middle of nowhere,amazons,the mighty color green......wandering around in the twilight zoney time around 4 in the morning...yup
My Suicide by boxcutterbabe
Name
Favorite flavor of ice cream
Current mood
Method of suicide Sleeping pills and booze
Why you did it Tripping out on mushrooms, got out of hand
Date you die on December 10, 2005

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I'd like to meet:

...santa claus,jesus and the easter bunny....anyone who can make me feel dumb,george bush so i can kick him square in the nuts and give him a good whack in the fuckin head with a shovel...taxidermists,carny/circus folk,night owls,guru's,eccentrics,people who make really lame jokes,people who talk to themselves,nice old men in the park at night,anyone with the propensity for independant thought.....the village idiot too...amazonian people

Music:

too much to list but i'll try...the late great Johnny Cash,bob dylan,led zepplin,the who,rolling stones,X,corb lund,the smalls,rancid,modest mouse,ugly cassanova,tool,bauhaus,sisters of mercy,thrill kill kult,old black sabbath,nirvana,the doors,primus,the headstones,marilyn manson,sublime,zz top,sepultura,buddy holly,feilds of the nephilm,kmfdm,slayer,alien sex feind,dead can dance,sex pistols,moral majority,pink floyd,tom waits,stan rogers,the cure,django reinhardt,frank zappa,system of a down,dead kennedys,dead milkmen,NIN,skinny puppy,apocalyptica,joy division,type o negative,rage against the machine,pantera,irish rovers,delirium,ministry,the exploited,neil young,beck,the flaming lips,the strokes,white stripes,bad religion,the pixies,frank black,ac/dc,concrete blonde,cream,dean martin,jaco pastorius,robert johnson,ali khan,midnight oil,tompetty,eminem,portishead, descendents,lenny breau,janes addiction/porno for pyro's,dashboard confessionals,fiona apple,queen,refused,J-5,stevie ray,alice cooper,CCR,zack wilde,the roots,greatful dead,motorhead,eric bogle,t-rex,blind faith,blind melon,the clash,the eagles,jimi hendrix,arlo guthrie,the guess who,paul simon(grace land),simon+garfunkle,phish,at the drive in,sparta,queens of the stone age,sonic youth,L7,distillers,patti smith,willie nelson,stompin tom,leonard cohen,radiohead,velvet underground,beatles,sigur ros,bob marley,jeff buckley,beastie boys,daft punk,hot hot heat,built to spill,the specials,marvin gaye,eric's trip,wilco,the get up kids,iggy pop,le tigre,joan jet,janis joplin,lindsay shemming,heart,blondie,blackie and the rodeo kings,cky,mogwai,me first and the gimme gimme's,dayglo abortions,propaghandi,crass,hole,casualties,the misfits,screeching weasel,the vandals,operation ivy,tenacious D,blue rodeo,deep purple,live,red hot chilli peppers,steve miller band,weezer,paul oakenfold,black label society,the band,K's choice,old white zombie,black halo's,eric clapton,jj cale,ten years after,nightmare before x-mas soundtrack....holy fuck that's enough for now

Television:

as much as i love retinal cancer and brain mayonaise............

Books:

well....uhmm...i read constantly...always have at least 6 books on the go..a compulsive reader...i read everything within arms reach.....a few favorites would have to include...tha atlantis blueprint(i think every intelligent person i know or don't for that matter should read this book)....any and all tolkien..a few anne rice books..general mythology..science texts..fantasy....tattoo magazines....david gemmel books....the gods of ireland series...basically anything that i can suck information from...i love poetry and song lyrics as well and i have a huge soft spot for the linguistically limber...

Heroes:

..THAT SICK LITTLE BASTARD...the man who lives in the ethers of my mirror...galavanting around with reckless abandon....lucky fucker.....someday...someday...i'll be that carefree

My Blog

and the sunshines were falling on us

does yestermorrow exist...?well it does for this instance..anyways ..yestermorrow i went on a random city adventure with my other half and we took the bus and went to a coffee shop to go people watch...
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ouuu my pants are SOOO *fancy*

...as afore mentioned i like snow and guess what...did you guess?...well ok..there is a severe winter weather warning in effect for the rest of the week and this make me HAPPY..as for all the other sh...
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and there's finally some snow...even better than x-mas

....bong hits with django and fresh coffee whilst skipping work for a tyrant....the makings of a great day...plus i might start making jewelery for cashisho starting today...weee....
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

like a fish in the dirt

...the clouds hang in the sky today...i wish all the busted peices of my reality could be swallowed as dramatically as a broken bottle with said desired effect...as of late i just want to curl into th...
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

they shouldda called it craptown

...ARRRG...I DON'T WANNA GET A JOB...I FUCKING HATE WORKING.....plus this town is uber chachyville and i'm really not that good at fitting in.....buuut i did just find out that one of my good ol' cron...
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm one year older and that much closer to death

...stir crazy..cabin fever..ants in my pants..itchy feet..arrrg some faggot assed rent-a-cop is presently giving me a ticket...for parking in front of MY FUCKING HOUSE!cities fucking lick my ass....
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my proximity to joy will soon be torn asunder

...i have grey hairs on my head and another hole in my face....depression makes me undulate..uhh..contract all my muscles at once..i feel lonely..writers block...i love you leaf
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hawt

...it's fucking amazingly fantastico...i gets two..count em two tattoo's today...MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAA.....
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

..i'm vibrating like a cheap motel bed

....i drank coca cola today...veird..it's been a loooonnng time since i've had pop...i feel like i'm high ..yay...i'm leaving soon and i just can't wait till the full moon...muahahahahahahahaha ...i...
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

..maybe i died

...melancholy..and i feel kinda empty..don't really know why.....
Posted by the wine soaked preacher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST