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About Me

I love anything under the sun as well as over the moon, from jumping over mountains to running naked at noon, and everything in the between.

My Interests

bees knees and satans claws. Snowboarding, skiing, kayaking, mountain biking, longboarding, drawing, reading, writing, playing whatever instrument I can get my mitts on, sewing, people watching, magical adventures, going on big ass walks, trying to talk to animals, getting the shit scared out of me, but only when I don't die, beauty, non-empty containers...

I'd like to meet:

You of course

Music:

fred eaglesmith, primus, Cornel Claypool(any and all) sex pistols, dead kennedy's, the clash, Tool, Perfect Circle, Manson, NIN, Corb Lund Band, The Smalls, White Stripes, System of a Down, three dog night, modest mouse, john cash, led zep, black sab, Ministry, Thrill Kill Kult, Foo fighters, Nirvana, Ugly Cassinova, sex pistols, BLS, KMFDM, clutch, pantera, rage against the machine, sublime, nightmare before christmas soundtrack, alice in chains, headstones

Movies:

Nightmare Before Christmas, Cannibal The Musical, V for Vendetta, The Lord of the Rings, Wander Showzen,

Television:

Gives you mental deformities

Books:

always a good idea Anything you got, historical, philosophical, religious, anthropology, anything I don't know very much about always spins my cranker

Heroes:

That guy who invented the time machine and sent all those whales to the future... you know who I'm talking about.

My Blog

joint tribulation

Thy travelled far to visit the knee wizard the other day... he sat me in his observatory, waved his hand about, and "flampozadoodle!!" I was cured. No longer is my appendage ravaged and feeb...
Posted by the wandering eye on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:58:00 PST

Flightless Chedder...

Flightless Chedder Of all the oddities you've come to hear, This time for sure, one will shed a tear. Call her AnukChuk if you please... The Anorexic Penguin Made of Cheese. Cause of the medi...
Posted by the wandering eye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Old Man Zipper....

So what if it sucks, at least i tried... right? The dead dancing bunnies, Weren't always just bones. They too have a story, And it's one you should know. Long ago before colour, These rabbit...
Posted by the wandering eye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

diving board kicked my ass...

actualy, the diving board pushed my foot towards my ass with great force, so i guess I kicked my own ass. And boy what a whoopin I got. I was trying to jump extra super hard, and my left foot slipped ...
Posted by the wandering eye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ninjas vs. Pirates

Ok Ok, I know everyone has always wanted to know, but they are just to scared to ask. Which is more amazingly cool? Ninja's or pirates? Quite personally... I don't know... ahh... pirates... er ninjas....
Posted by the wandering eye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A walrus stole my underpants

There she was, Wound tight in her cell. Lying in wait, To vacate her hell. Outside of her walls, Were dead dancing bunnies. They spun on her key, In hopes it'd be funny. She the popped out,...
Posted by the wandering eye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Outta my whack....

Boy howdey lord tunern holy shiat I'm bored outta my whackamolies... I gotta new job today. I was hired entirely because of my amazingness. I tried telling the lady that I wasn't all that amazing, bu...
Posted by the wandering eye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dr. Von Wiggles

Dr. Von Wiggles is a worm, I have the cutist little cartoon of him, he's quite amazing you know. When the moon is up high, But the night is still young. When a crime occurs, But nothing is done...
Posted by the wandering eye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i think my nose is inside out...

The other day I was in the transit train And there was a large bald fellow sitting across the way from me And in that mans pocket Was a banana He then proceeded to fiddle with the fruit in his poc...
Posted by the wandering eye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My meow mix doesnt do it for me anymore

Does anyone know that in a peanut M M, there is more sugar than peanut, isn't that veird...
Posted by the wandering eye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST