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Captain Couth

Feigning Intelligence Since 1983

About Me

I am no one. I am your best friend. I am your alcoholic uncle. I am your hated enemy (you know who you are) I am a guitar player. I am a leo. I am small but filled with fury. I cant change the world. But I will try. I loathe rascists. I loathe organized religion. I hate people that arnt themselves. I hate meth addicts, so please just kill yourself. I am not a crook. I enjoy the company of women. I take my pants off in public when I'm intoxicated...or bored. One time my mom caught me masticating. I enjoy the small things in life like making every situation awkward and not getting arrested.

My Interests

Foremost, I love playing with my little baby girl Gibson Christina Marie, I like to play guitar and love almost any music (boy bands and egos excluded) Punk Rock is life. Very interested in hot girls and beer(beer may be subsituted only by whiskey, bourbon, gin, vodka, cider, rum, JAGERMEISTER, dirty irishmen). i also like other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

um.....people that speak english so i can understand them... and Girls. AND ANYBODY THAT WANTS TO JAM. or hot girls that speak english and want to jam.

Music:

Bad Religion, Slayer, Johnny Cash, DESCENDENTS, Vandals, Pantera, PROPAGANDHI, MC5, Wayne Kramer, Refused, the Roots, J5, the smalls, Corb Lund Band, Jimi Hendrix, Minor Threat, Tom Petty, Paul Simon, Gob, Black Flag, Henry Rollins, RUSH, Bob Dylan, Nirvana, Stan Getz, Jon Cougar, Nazareth, Steppenwolf, Alice Cooper, Rage against the Machine, NWA, the Clash, Green Day, Sepultura, the Police, Dead Kennedy's, Dead Milkmen, Jesus Lizard, MELVINS, Pennywise, old Aerosmith, old Metallica, Primus, Les Claypool, Tom Waits, Exploited, FUNK music, PUNK music, Rancid, Down by Law, Cream, Beatles, Hives, White Stripes, Misfits, Danzig, velvet underground, Devo, Dianna Krall, Tom Jones, IDM, Vindictives, Huey Lewis and the News, Sum 41, JJ Cale, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, MXPX, Disturbed, System of a Down, In Flames, Frank Zappa, DIRE STRAIGHTS, Chixdiggit, TSOL, Dropkick Murphy's, the Pixies, Frank Black, AFI, NOFX, Transplants, Dr Dre, Xibit, Less Than Jake, Anti Flag, Josh Freese, the Ramones, black halos, queens of the stone age, Sublime, Bob Marley, Crystal Method, Fatboy slim, Kevin Coyne, Butthole Surfers, DICK FUCKING DALE, James Brown, the Pogues, Flogging Molly, ministry, Atari teenage riot, Prodigy, KMFDM, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Pretty much anything...just ask ......oh, and fuck good charlotte in their pretty boy no talent asses. I am 68% Punk Rock.
.. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the
Punk Rock Test
@ FualiDotCom

Movies:

HardCore LOgo, boondock saints, life of brian, the holy grail, the shining, bowling for columbine Debbie does Dallas, Top Gun, The Salton Sea, Billy Madison, Rock and roll high school, clerks, dogma, any monty python, kevin smith, willy wonka and the chocolate factory...other stuff

Television:

KILL YOUR TELEVISION. except Oprah. she's delightful.

Books:

yes.

Heroes:

heroes are for people who are afraid to be proud of themselves.

My Blog

more gear babble about a sunn beta lead.

Punk to grunge, rock to metal, and country to blues - there is no better all around guitar amp! Groups and individuals that use the Sunn Beta Lead include: Nirvana (Kurt Cobain), The Melvins (Buzz and...
Posted by Captain Couth on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:06:00 PST

MAYBE....

...you should stop fucking worrying about what I'm doing and look at your own flaws, your own petty arrogance and your own fucking ignorance. I'm not as stupid as you are, so stop trying to make me lo...
Posted by Captain Couth on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST

I'm not sorry

Everything we fought about is anything you said was all my faultI don't regret a thing, and your addiction is menacingI'm sorry that you had to hear All the words the world speaks so trueI'm sorry bu...
Posted by Captain Couth on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST

MOOG is fucking awesome. its my new toy.

MuRF MF-105How many times have you wondered, "Why aren't there any NEW effects?" Whether you play guitar, bass, keyboard, make beats, or work in the studio - most effects boxes are based on the same o...
Posted by Captain Couth on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST

i like to write songs. songs about stuff. i also like stuff.

It was all for naught to offer up my dignity in exchange for strange dreams...dreams of decorum..and self righteous might, but i still have my vices. Dallas...
Posted by Captain Couth on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 06:58:00 PST