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Dont Call Me Jenny

Do you ever wish that buffalo had wheels?

About Me

Her I am, laid bare on the table. There's more to me than what's on this page, I hope, but not much more that what you'd expect. I'd like to think of myself as a riddle wrapped in an enigma, but I dont think being 'eccentric' neccessarily qualifies me as being 'enigmatic'. Besides the eccentricity of my dressing habits and art is just a front for someone who just REALLY enjoys folding towels. My family is awesome. This is my brother. This is my niece, Brooklyn, I have a stuffed bear-cub who's always fashionably dressed. Don'g get me wrong, I love wildlife (or any life for that matter) but the cub was killed about 60 years ago so there's no reason why he cant find a new purpose as the life of my home decor. By the way, Dont add me until you send me a message, please. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

BOOKS!, MUSIC, photography , welding (or trying) being a nerd, psychology, philosophy,tattoos. My Family, My Friends, and, I guess, MySpace......

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor, Chuck Palahaniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, my dad(again),Wade Davis The guy who wrote Catch-22...Come to think of it, there's not many people I dont want to meet at least once.

Music:

TOOL, NIN, deftones, Pink FLoyd, Led Zeppelin, White Zombie, Sysytem of a Down, Pantera (R.I.P. Dimebag), The Doors, Primus, Ween, Johnny Cash, The Guess Who, A Perfect Circle, Atumz Eve, Black Sabbath, Sepultura, Butthole Surfers, CCR, Coal Chamber, K.M.F.D.M., Marilyn Manson, Monster Magnet, John Prine, Fred Eaglesmith, Leonard Cohen, The Beta Band, , Powerman 5000, Static-X, Prong, Svendust, ....the list goes on and on and on......

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dazed and Confused, Run Lola Run, Creepshow, The Three Amigos, The Ring (the original version), Alien (all of them), Almost Famous, Reefer Madness, Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Abyss, Dead Man, Four Rooms, Cheech and Chong, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Best In Show, This is Spinal Tap, House of a Thousand Corpses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Scanner Darkly, The Devil and Daniel Johnston

Books:

Too many to count , but at the moment, Filth (Irving Welsh), Alias Grace (Margaret Atwood), Wicked (Gregory Macguire), Naked Lunch (William S. Burroughs, Sp?), Tolsty, Dostoyevsky, and all those depressing Russian authors, The Dark Tower Series (Stephen King), Choke (Chuck Palahniuk), The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Catch 22, One River (Wade Davis), The Serpent and the Rainbow (Wade Davis), Prozac Nation (Elizabeth Wurtzel), More, Now, Again (Elizabeth Wurtzel), Survivor (Chuck Palahniuk), The Time Traveller's Wife...........

Heroes:

my mom, and death monsters.

My Blog

What the HELL!?!

I woke up this morning at 5:30 and when I looked out my window, I nearly died. There was almost a foot of heavy wet snow on the ground (well, it was on everything, not just the ground, but you know wh...
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

Can You Say TREND?!?

What the hell? My computer was broken for a month...one little month. And then, when I get it back online, I come to check my myspace page, only to realize, with horror, that myspace is sooooooo passe...
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

scared

my grampa's in the hospital, and I'm scared, and sad. I hope he's ok.
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST

Simple Simon?

I actually made a pie. A butterscotch peach pie. I made the crust (which was a little less than 'tenderflake'). I made the filling (which destroyed my kitchen for the whole day). I even wove the latti...
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:50:00 PST

My shoes are giving me a seizure

I love the infranet! These chuck taylors cost about half of what they would here and they were delivered right to my door! I had no idea that they would be this flourescent. ...
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST

New GLAsses!

Yesssssssssss, I FINALLY got new frames. The arm on my old glasses is about to fall off. I dont have the new ones yet. I have to wait the 'three to five business days' to get them. They're p...
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:21:00 PST

Our New Best Friend

We went to the Calgary Roughnecks Lacrosse game last night and it was awsome and I dont even like sports. They played metal (and crappy old 80's hairmetal) during the entire game and it was super host...
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

Elephant Chips?

Wow, some guy named Gunther is taking an entire elephant, preserving it in formadahyde (Sp?), freezing it, cutting it into about 800 thin little slices and plasticizing them. Aparently he also does bo...
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

Red Necks in the Big City

How does anyone consent to paint something like this? There oughtta  be a law against vehicle murals. And here's a close up of the cross-eyed leopard.... ...
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:33:00 PST

My Grampa and bottomfeeders.

This is my gramps and he's got the sweetest beard EVER. Look out ZZ Top!  What a strange day, I'm having catfish for breakfast, and it smells GREAT. But I'm going to imagine that its trout, cuz ...
Posted by Dont Call Me Jenny on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST