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NoiseGoddess

If it doesn't make noise, it's not worth having.

About Me

What I dig: (short list)Music, Guitar, Drums, Songwriting, Mixing, Recording, Chicks Who Rock, Bad Girls with Good Intentions, Good Girls with Bad Intentions, Making Noise and Getting Paid for it, Homies, Good Times, The Open Road, And A Good F'n Laugh



Sun Sign: Sagittarius
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Moon Sign: Virgo
Moon 8° Virgo 01' Virgo Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Gemini
Ascendant 23° Gemini 07' Gemini Horoscope
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My Interests

Syncronized Freeway Skipping, Blindfold Patty Cake Slapping, Turbo Pogo Stick Racing, Nude Square Dancing, Playing the Kazoo, Riding in Shopping Carts, People who Swear A Lot, Mullets and Adults who still Suck Their Thumbs... preferrably in public.

I'd like to meet:

My Genie, My fairy godmother, a Cat in a hat, a leprechaun, and my favorite little guy, Kokopeli!


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Music:

Tegan & Sara, The Pretenders, PJ Harvey, Juliette and the Licks, Damien Rice, Del Amitri, Beth Hart, Bare Naked Ladies, Heart. The Shins, Bangles, Bonnie Raitt, Aimee Mann, 7 Year Bitch, Three Days Grace, The Sounds, Gwen Stefani, Sherwood, Flemming and John, Ozzy, Flyleaf, Pantera, Tori Amos, Ani Difranco, Alanis, Tool, L7, Steve Miller Band, Little River Band, Styx, Vercua Salt, Vonda Shepard, Metallica, Rolling Stones, Le Tigre, Journey, ACDC, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Marcus Miller, NIN, Left Field, Pink, Stevie Ray Vaughn, 70's Rod Stewart, Sarah McLachlan, all kinds of Blues Stuff and various Acid Jazz, House, Funk, Trance, etc.

Movies:

Pretty much everything from Cameron Crowe, Good horror flicks, movies with dark or warped humor... John Waters, Quentin Tarantino - Death Proof, Girl Interrupted, American Beauty, Saving Grace, Long Kiss Goodnight, Under The Tuscan Sun, Rock Star, Romie and Michelle, Natural Born Killers, Any Given Sunday, lots of Oliver Stone stuff, Scream, Twister, Freeway, Prey for Rock n' Roll, Domino, Amityville Horror, Children of the Corn, Joe Dirt, The Thing, Serial Mom, etc.


Television:

L Word, Hereos, House, Dexter, CNN, Reno 911, Real Time with Bill Maher, Weeds, Peoples Court, Rosanne Re-Runs, Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Conan O'Brien, almost anything on TLC or Discovery, Weather Channel, South Park, Dateline, 20/20, Primetime, NFL Football Sundays

Books:

The Thesaurus/Rand McNally Road Atlas

Heroes:

Joe Dirt, My Oar Goddess, Kokopeli, Aeon Flux, Velma, Jo from Facts of Life, The Bangles, Michael Moore, 7 Year Bitch, Charlie's Angels, Thelma & Louise...

My Blog

Chillin and Making Progress!

So those are two of my favorite things.  Chillin out and making progress!  haha. Such as now... I've totally had a great evening in doing several of my favorite things... although my most fa...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Sat, 10 May 2008 03:00:00 PST

"Off with her head!" THEY say....

Hi... yeah... hi.  So, here I am, up late blogging.  It's the time when my time would best be spent keeping to myself.  I'm a little too drained to write any lyric or express myself wit...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:40:00 PST

New Slang Phrase of the Day! - "Trailer Park Dog Dish"

Slang:  "Trailer Park Dog Dish"Definition:  Jerry Springer-esk, half assed as hell, putrid, repugnant, both sloppy and filthy.Uses:  Debbie was the not only a chainsmoking alcoholic, he...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:42:00 PST

Word of the Day - Hypergivemeheadmicroscopia

Hypergivemeheadmicroscopia  (Noun) a state of continual rapid thought of wanting a little head. Syn: Quickie Blowjob Uses:  - Natalie could never get her homework done because she...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:00:00 PST

Word of the Day - "DinkleFuck"

This is my new word of the day blog.  I will post as many outrageous and very likely offensive phrases on a daily basis... Please feel free to contribute!!!DINKLEFUCK - (madeup adj)  syn:&nb...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:08:00 PST

Is there more love in.....???

A double-wide trailer, or a single?  And does vinyl siding matter?  I've been so perplexed lately at this notion.  I also question... if a trailer of any kind has aluminum siding, does ...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:55:00 PST

Stuff

So I got thru Valentines day completely in tact!  Yay.  It was actually quite nice. I played some music, organized my sound gear, worked on streamlining my PC recording machines, and basical...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:03:00 PST

Ode to My Unknown Valentine

I'm looking for a woman who's strong in character, open and true. Someone who enjoys a great sense of humor and has one too! A woman who says what she thinks and thinks what she says. A woman who no...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:40:00 PST

In the Driver’s Seat Again

Yes... I'm back.  With a new and improved formula!  Less additives, less transfat, still lean on bullshit and with even better flavor!  =)  Just thought I'd put out a happy blog af...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

Blogging from Strange Places

So here I sit in my Xterra in the parking lot of some swanky resort in AZ where I'm doing a gig.  Got a 2 hour break.  Yay!  Gonna take a nap, but wanted to catch up on my online crap f...
Posted by NoiseGoddess on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:18:00 PST