Felis silvestris catus - that would be me.
I once tromped through a storage shelf full of model spaceships and broke each and every one of them. It was fun, like playing Godzilla for a day.
I am no longer around. I passed away in January of 2008. I am survived by my house mates:
Steals-my-food
and Steals-my-love
The following is the proper way to wake a human. Watch and learn...