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House of Pies

About Me

I've been anchoring the corner of Franklin and Vermont in the scenic Los Feliz area of Los Angeles for decades now. I've been favorite haunt of both writers and sluts. Quentin Tarantino worked on "Reservoir Dogs" here as did Charlie Kaufman with "Being John Malkovich." When she was a "dancer" at Jumbo's Clown Room, Courntey Love used to spend her hard earned tip money on pie when her shift on the pole ended. Kirstie Alley was a regular customer until she vowed to get skinny. Bad for business but good for her! Lots of regular folks enjoy dining with me too. If you a want safe dining experience for your special someone, the sheer number of LAPD Officers who are frequent diners pretty much make me the safest restaurant in all of Los Angeles. I also serve a complete menu including a wide breakfast selection that's available all day. The pies though are the hot ticket. By all means if you're stopping by for a complete meal, order your pie first, then your entree. You need to make sure you save room for the good stuff!

My Interests

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Anyone who's down with the Notorious H.O.P.

My Blog

To quote our former dishwasher...

"People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along?" Well, hello there Pie Eaters,Been a busy but fun summer here at the ol' H.O.P. Hope everything is going swimmingly in your neck of the woo...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 00:12:00 GMT

Every one is welcome, except this guy...

We've welcomed a lot of weirdos through our doors through the years but this guy takes the cake! We know better than to let him near any pie. Read on if you dare...A Pie in the Fetish
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 20:43:00 GMT