Impostors, nitwits, misinformed jugglers of pseudo-knowledge, professional liars (especially, though not exclusively, in the field of Art History), career-seeking hypocrites, self-styled experts, the vapidly treacherous, slyly disingenuous intellectual contortionists, the gullible and poverty-stricken youth intelligensia, black-metal murderers, gooey mystics, devotees of Alfred Jarry, borderline-solipsistic creators of personal autonomous zones, and people who'll politely refrain from giving me any lip about my abuse of hyphens.
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"Hey Ironhead, what's this thingy?"
God, Jesus, the President, mommy, and my ass.