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the Amazing Mr. Muffin

cheers, to that not being one of us...

About Me



i love seahorses. seahorses forever.

okay, so here it goes...

first i am born

at age 10, i shoot a hippie just to watch him die.

i later drop out of high school, form a "black metal" group and we hit the touring circuit. i later find out i took the term "black metal" too literally.

i return to school, earn my masters degree in mastery, and by age 28 i win the Young Ohio Businessmans Decathalon for the fourth year in a row, setting the state record

at 41, i decide to return to performing and join a Norwegian metal band. I soon begin to worry that i don't fit in.

finally at age 53 i choke on a cookie and die.

My Interests

general disarray

I'd like to meet:



Music:

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Movies:

triplets of belleville
dr. strangelove
city of god
the dark backward
network
the tin drum
funny games (haven't seen u.s. version yet)
elephant man
uzumaki (vortex/spiral)
schizopolis
edward scissorhands
the evil dead series...
woody allen flicks...
john waters flicks...
todd solondz flicks...
neil labute flicks...
cohen bros flicks...
henry fool
bedazzled (1967)
three kings
and way too many others to mention...

Television:

lost
mr. show
aqua teen hunger force
family guy
simpsons
kids in the hall
chappelle's show
sealab 2021
sopranos
six feet under
twilight zone reruns
AND IF ANYONE HAS COPIES OF "WB SUPERSTAR" PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:


Life on the Death Beat by Alana Baranick

Kurt Vonnegut stuff...

Gun, With Occassional Music by Jonathem Lethem

Don't Sleep With Your Drummer by Jen Sincero

the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's "America"

and David Sedaris stuff...

Heroes:

James Randi.

My Blog

serious dongs 8

Something you hate about the person you love:her dong.Something you wish your mother or father had warned you about:my dong.Something that's holding you back from achieving your dreams:dongs.Something...
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 02:36:00 PST

serious meditation #8.

i am spraying aerosol cans into the air tonight in protest of mother nature and all of her sneaky ways...all the aerosol cans are deodorants...this way i can kill off everyone and still smell like a r...
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

serious meditation .7

is "hipster" or "scenester" the correct term?    ...i dunno... ...but i just wrote a song that sounds alot like Guided By Voices
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST

serious meditation .6...

"i want to be part of the different crowd, and assert my individuality along with others who are different, like me."
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:29:00 PST

serious meditation #5...

i'm seriously meditating on the irony of the last serious meditation...
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

serious meditation #4...

ever notice how we have a disorder for everything? we also have an awards show for everything...
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

serious meditation #3...

has anyone ever seen that actor Colin Ferrell and that singer-guy from Creed in the same room at the same time?
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

serious meditation #2

somebody accused me of being apathetic... but whatever...i don't really care...
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

serious meditation #1

if i get murdered by a hideous monster,i hope he has a snappy one-liner to saybefore he offs me...
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmmmmm....

ya know, i just remembered i meant to keep a log of all the mgb shows, but i haven't...and now i just don't feel like it anymore...oh well, that's the way the gravy stains...
Posted by the Amazing Mr. Muffin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST