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...dylan 'dementis' roberts...

...sleight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails she makes me wait...

About Me

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My Interests

sex, sideshow, and rock and roll...!!!!
...i have a lot of interests and quirky obsessions in this great mystery we call "life." to sum up, i guess my interests would be fire eating, my bed of nails, the human blockhead and other sideshow acts. playing my guitar, writing, singing, and photography / photo manipulation. i'm a big fan of the roaring twenties, speakeasies, and the fashion of the era. as well as the 50s pin-up era of modeling and the spark of the independent strong woman movements. i'm also a fan of far eastern philosophies and design, animal rights, human rights, equality, and striving towards living a life of peace and harmony. oh that and i have an obsession with the psychology of violent crimes, serial killers, mass murderes, and other aspects of the dark underbelly of our modern society. if you'd like to know if i'm interested in anything specific, all you need to do is ask...

...but my biggest interest? the beauty, wonder, and mystery of nature's perfect work of art..... woman ....perfect form, perfect curves, everything about them. they are my muses, my inspiration. and, up until the age of modern philosophy and religions created by insecure men, women were worshipped as goddesses on earth...

...but here's to my two favorite examples of that beauty ..... my angel and my devil ... marilyn and bettie ....

"...goodbye norma jean ... your candle burned out long before your legend ever did..."

I'd like to meet:

so who would i like to meet...?

Music:

-aerosmith
-the beatles
-pink floyd
-stabbing westward
-the dreaming
-afi
-him
-tom petty
-bob dylan
-roy orbison
-the traveling wilburys
-stonesour
-slipknot
-the hollies
-tori amos
-cradle of filth
-ill nino
-the murderdolls
-firehouse
-poison
-motley crue
-tapping the vein
-the suffering
-napalm death
-gwar
-nickelback
-40 below summer
-killswitch engage
-avenged sevenfold
-flaw
-john mayer
-deadsy
-korn
-pantera
-lacuna coil
-nightwish
-human waste project
-static-x
-ministry
-nine inch nails
-wumpscut
-vnv nation
-razed in black
-fear factory
-type-o-negative
-the 69 eyes
-elvis presley
-the yardbirds
-led zeppelin

i'll put it this way....i listen to everything from abba to zz-top, and anything in-between ranging from doo-wop to motown, grunge to pop, metal to punk. music is the soundtrack to my life and i could not live without it...

Movies:

-the crow
-the princess bride
-the wizard of oz
-fear and loathing in las vegas
-v for vendetta
-spaceballs
-the back to the future trilogy
-any of tim burton's works
-halloween
-phantasm
-the exorcist
-the descent
-se7en
-plan 9 from outer space
-hitchiker's guide to the galaxy
-the misfits
-some like it hot
-bus stop
-citizen cane
-how to lose a guy in 10 days
-the notebook

...again, if you want to know if i like a specific movie, just ask...i've seen way too many i liked to list them all here. i'm mostly a fan of horror films ( although a decent one worth a fuck hasn't been made in years ) classics of the golden age of hollywood, silent films (especially buster keaton) and comedies...not a big fan of westerns though...

Television:

-law and order: SVU
-house
-scaretactics
-mythbusters
-the sopranos
-criminal minds
-csi
-csi: NY

...i don't watch that much tv...mainly the shows above and anything good i can find on discovery science, tlc, or the national geographic channel...

Books:

-the power of now
-7 steps to spiritual enlightenment
-hamlet
-fear and loathing in las vegas
-fear and loathing on the campaign trail
-generation of swine
-the rum diary
-the tell-tale heart
-romeo and juliet
-cervantes
-dracula
-frankenstein
-death of a salesman

...i do like a lot of specific books, however it is mainly authors, not individual works, that stick out in my mind....here are my personal favorites...

-hunter thompson
-william shakespeare
-james o'barr
-ekharte tolle
-depak chopra
-dr. suess
-edgar allen poe
-poppy z brite
-anne rice
-stephen king
-emily dickinson
-arthur miller

Heroes:

"...we can be heroes, just for one day..." - david bowie

...anyone who stands up for what they believe in. those who aren't subdued by fear and are selfless in their endeavors of love and peace. and anyone who holds on tight to their dreams and never, ever lets go...YOU are my heroes...

My Blog

dylan's visit to the intensive care unit...

hello everyone. so i've been a little missing in action for quite some time and, unfortunately, i will be continuing my hiatus until i have fully recovered.ok, so i guess that means i'll have to sum u...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:29:00 PST

the lunatics were on the grass...

so, the demented one had one hell of a weekend... on friday, i, the demented wild child, the enticing dark vixen anna, metal momma carrie and paul the overly-vertical dwarf went out to the arts center...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:16:00 PST

the bamboozle festival...

hello there again, my demented friends!!!!!   so i've decided to put up a few more pictures here in my blog from my recent outing to the bamboozle festival......to be honest, i spent most of the ...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:36:00 PST

some more sideshow images...

so i was searching out from some of my old files and i managed to find a few stills from a special that i, the demented one, along with the rest of the cast of the bros. grim sideshow© had taped for H...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:17:00 PST

a lucid hint of cinnamon

this isn't a fairy tale in the sense that this doesn't start once upon a time in a land far away, as the sun rises in the east.  no, this is modern day tale, with no wizards or dragons, or damsel...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:27:00 PST

his holiness, the 14th dalai lama, tenzin gyatso

this weekend marked a very important period of my life.  on sunday morning, i, along with 34,000 other enlightened minds attended a lecture at rutgers university to hear the humble, enlightening,...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:27:00 PST

about me and what i like.........

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:dylan dementisBirthday:february 1st 1980Birthplace:west covina, californiaCurrent Location:bridgewater njEye Color:brownHair Color:if i had any, it'd be brown t...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kaleidoscope.......

© demented entertainment kaleidoscope -words and music by dylan dementis and i reach for the dark i reach for you i can't see past the spirals farther than the pills and silhouettes...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

reveries of sorrow

reveries of sorrow -story by dylan "dementis" roberts the rain beat down on the slate shingles covering my head this evening like a deluge of water washing in from the sea. but tonight was anythi...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

crashing into jenny

crashing into jenny it's a burning summer it would be an eternity without the fire the burning, the passion, the lust to drown forever in the brown ocean in her eyes i could wave? i ...
Posted by ...dylan 'dementis' roberts... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST