New York Times Yoyo Article |
The New York Times quoted me. Bananas. I feel like such an authority. I need an official name tag and patent leather shoes.http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/19/sports/othersports/1
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Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:59:00 GMT |
Thoughts of the day. |
(lyric) "I’m a curbside prophet, got my hand in my pocket, waiting for my rocket to come."I love you Jason Mraz, even if you’re so very red light district.If you get a bad mail order bride...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:34:00 GMT |
Mexico |
I'm in Mexico till Tuesday, so if you need me, call the US Embassy and hope for the best. I guess you could pretend it's a bomb threat so people will take you more seriously, but I don't want you to r...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:23:00 GMT |
Hey there good looking. Whats your stance on Space Jam? |
I like to think I've gotten less socially awkward in recent years.I don't stare incessantly at the ground while mumbling sorry. I don't quite dread conversation with that cute girl with the charming s...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
Double Entendre's Been Bestowed With an Alternate Meaning |
If you don't appreciate off color cynicism stemming from a steroid rage issue, discontinue reading immediately. ;o)
1.) Where did you live in 2006?
Union Gospel Mission, Bunk Number 722.) What was yo...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:39:00 GMT |
Of course it's meant to be. The magic 8 ball and the Virgo and Gemini star alignments say so. |
I know the following makes me appear as an old codger bitterly waving his cane about because his E.D. prescriptions don't work. Haha, you'll have to pardon and see past that though...When I first wrot...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:11:00 GMT |
'Thinking outside the box' presupposes the ability to think in it. |
Thanks to Kellie Marie for the marvelous inspiration, and of course for being the female equivalent of a stud.6. Do you like your life right now?Tis brilliant.8. Do you knock on wood?Only if I'm paid...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:46:00 GMT |
So my negligent derrier was almost hauled up to heaven the other day |
The hero of our story, Augie Fash, definitely almost died the other day.
So I woke up from my, uhh, *bed* the other morning with my mouth sprawled open in full on drooling positioning. The only...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:24:00 GMT |
Relishing a game of musical chairs in the middle of Denny's at 3 am with a ghetto blaster |
Back in Chico, kiddos.
So looking back on my title after looking up the lyrics to the respective song in reference, I realized that it's actually, "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight." Unfortunately, this ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 23:54:00 GMT |
If I was gay, I'd be feeling rather weak in the knees right about now. |
*because*
Josh Groban is blaring over the radio at my trabajaring establishment, and he's draining my will to live as quickly as a conspicuously placed pint of Ben n Jerry's at th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 17:59:00 GMT |
