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SWORDS

Kramer vs. Kramer

About Me

SWORDS consist of two bass guitars and drums. No vocals, no guitars, no kidding.
Remember It's Not 1986 live at Rocket Bar 04.04.08
Dedicated Educator live at Bar Open (Melbourne) 06.03.08
Words are inadequate to describe the bone bending hum of SWORDS. This is a band you can feel in your teeth, even when they aren't playing. In silence, SWORDS is always there, the buzz of their idle amplifiers like the drone of a swarm of monstrous robotic wasps. When they honour our skulls by flipping the standby switch, their majestic bass-heavy throb shakes the earth beneath your feet, cracks foundations, and the roar bends light. SWORDS are modern behemoth, a mechanized present day thunder lizard. They will crush you, and you will rejoice.
The men involved are a riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a coil of steel cable.
SWORDS are a three man army. You cannot stop them... you can only hope to contain them and minimize the damage.
PAST & PRESENT BANDS:
Mark: Eyes Like Black Stars, This City Dynamite, Monuments. (Past)
Jolan: Bad Girls Of The Bible, My Sister The Cop. (Past)
Steve: The Strangelights. (Present)
SWORDS // THUNDERCLAW Split EP
Three tracks from SWORDS, two from THUNDERCLAW. Released March 2008. Limited to 200, hand screen-printed and hand numbered. Available at shows, Big Star (Rundle Street, Adelaide) and by emailling us.
We also have a 3" CDEP out as well. It's available at shows and limited to 100. If you can't make it to a show, contact us and we'll sort something out.
PLEASE NOTE: These are 3" CDs, which means they will only play in CD players that have a tray. If you try to slip this into your car stereo or slot-loading computers, you'll be really upset. Nobody wants to see you upset.
Email: [email protected]

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/9/2007
Band Members: Mark: Bass (Ampeg)
Jolan: Bass (Acoustic Control Corporation)
Steve: Drums (Pearl)
Sounds Like: The other kind of drum & bass.

"...a singular manifestation of minimal malevolence by the name of SWORDS. They're an instrumental act. They are two bass players and one drummer. Attempting to describe this premiere performance tonight in any clarity befitting their weaponised singularity will surely result in me throwing out a dictionary worth of pale comparisons, but hey I gotta start somewhere! Imagine bass guitars tuned fuckoff sharp as razorblades cutting with piston start stop precision. Imagine them accompanied by deconstructive start stop drum breaks. It is art, it is Satan and it rocks out like the apocalypse..."
- Spoz's Rant


Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

KIND WORDS (A REVIEW).

From our show at the Ed Castle with THUNDERCLAW found at Spoz's Rant... SWORDS (****)Continuing with the ponderous math rock vibe tonight, is second band Swords. They're one word in a name. ...
Posted by SWORDS on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:22:00 PST

DOG FOREST

This was the inspiration for our song Dog Forest.I kid you not....
Posted by SWORDS on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:34:00 PST

EP RECORDING.

Hey,Just thought you might want to know that we're going in to record a 3 (or possibly more) track EP this Friday with the almighty Matt Hills at Hillside Studios.This is going to be released as a 3" ...
Posted by SWORDS on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:24:00 PST