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Big John

Bacon: it's the candy of meats!

About Me

I'm a Southerner with a taste for beer, bourbon, grass, rock-n-roll, country, all things horror, and seedy barrooms. I'm also a passionate liberal who thinks the current administration is purposely ruining this country for its own gain and that of its cronies. Oh, and I like Spongebob Squarepants.

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My Interests

Playin' guitar and singin' in my kickass outlaw band, Bullitt County, comin' soon to a roadhouse or dive-bar near you! Also, I'm a horror junkie (movies, books, comics, toys, you name it). I like old cars (American, thank you), politics , video games, super-hero comics , and lots of other crap.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has the sense to be able to have a good time without having to push their beliefs on me, political or religious (I'm atheist and happy about it). People who can discuss world affairs or good literature, and then turn around and laugh at a fart. Oh, and this here is one hot, Hot, HAWT woman!!

Music:

I like just about any genre (except that "emo" crap), but my favorites would be rockabilly, country (the real stuff, not Shania Twain, blecchh!), hard rock (Nashville Pussy , AC/DC, Motorhead, Supersuckers, THE FOUR HORSEMEN , etc.), and true metal (Korn can go to hell; gimme any day). Also, there's some damn fine hard-ass Southern Rock-type shit out there (Artimus Pyledriver , Honky, Bionic, Dixie Witch, Pumpjack, Throwrag, Custom Made Scare, Murdock) that I highly recommend everyone check out. And don't let the word Southern scare ya off, these bands fuckin' RAWK!!! Oh, and of course, let's not forget THE BLUES BROTHERS!!!!!

Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (all of 'em), From Dusk 'Till Dawn, Dead Poet's Society, To Kill a Mockingbird, Star Wars (parts 3, 4, 5, and 6; 1 and 2 are utter crap. For shame, George Lucas, for shame!), Spider-man, Spider-man 2, The Punisher (both versions), any Spaghetti Western, Kurosawa films, and lately, the Kill Bill movies are my favorite things in the world.

Television:

Daily Show, Harvey Birdman, Wondershowzen, Family Guy, Simpsons, and the best show ever, WEST WING!!!

Books:

The two best books I've ever read are Harper Lee's "To Kill a Mockingbird" and Stephen King's "Wizard and Glass." Lately, I've also discovered Elmore Leonard and Carl Hiassen, and I really enjoyed Al Franken's "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them."

Heroes:

Ben Franklin, Dale Watson, Steve Earle, Edward R. Murrow, Bill Moyers, Molly Ivins, All three Hanks,

My Blog

A few freethought quotes

In 1998, Douglas Adams, author of the "Hitchiker's Guide" books, gave an impromptu speech in which he said, "If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as m...
Posted by Big John on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 12:28:00 PST

Anna Nicole

So, I saw on the t.v. the other night that the day after Anna Nicole Smith was found dead, about 50% of all television news coverage had to do with her, putting her news coverage above the State of th...
Posted by Big John on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

Koffin Kats! Bullitt County! James Hunnicutt!

Well, for some fuckin' reason, MySpace won't let me update our upcoming shows right now. Keeps telling me I have to be logged in to do that, even thought I'm obviously logged in, since I'm on the 'Upd...
Posted by Big John on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

America's greatest rock band...

Ya know, I've come to a conclusion after much thinkin' an' drinkin', and I do believe (and don't care if ya DISagree) that Lynyrd Skynyrd should be hailed as America's Greatest Rock Band. Sure, there ...
Posted by Big John on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

Let's see...

How well do ya know me? Here's a handy-dandy waste o' time to find out!! http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/1755659 ...
Posted by Big John on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:10:00 PST

Y'all should check this out!

I don't know, maybe most of y'all readin' this are already familiar with 'em, but lately I've been really gettin' into the Drive-by Truckers, specifically their album Southern Rock Opera. The whole th...
Posted by Big John on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

WE'RE NUMBER 3!!!

Heh. If ya go to Music and then to Top Artists and make the criteria Southern Rock in Washington State, U.S.A., you'll see that Bullitt County is currently listed as the number 3 unsigned Southe...
Posted by Big John on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:38:00 PST

Two New Songs!!!

Hey, y'all,Scoot on over to our page and you can check out a couple of new tunes!! Now, if yer one of our friends in the Seattle area, these may not be so new to you (we've played them both live). But...
Posted by Big John on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:51:00 PST

Mah Burfday!!!

Tomorrow is my birthday, and it just occurred to me that I may have forgotten to tell a few friends about the party at my house tomorrow night, so if yer one of my friends, you can make it, and I forg...
Posted by Big John on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST

I should be ashamed?

So, I'm sure everyone has seen 'em by now: bulletins posted proclaiming someone-or-other's love fer God or Jesus or what have you. Now, I have absolutely no problem with 'em. If you're a religious typ...
Posted by Big John on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST