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Crassy Broad

Every day is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

About Me

I'm a tattoo artist in Seattle. I work at Artcore Studios in Georgetown. Check out my portfolio on my web site www.christybrooker.com and Artcore's at www.artcoreseattle.com I ride a '86 Honda Rebel 450. He's not my dream date but we all settle sometimes. I've been with him for about four years now. I'm cheating on him with a '64 Triumph Trophy 500 basket case that I'm rebuilding from the ground up. My girlfriend is a gold '64 Cadillac Sedan Deville. I love to play pool, paint, sew and generally rock out. I can't remember the last time I had a bad day.

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My Interests

TATTOOING!!, long motorcycle rides, working on the car or the bike, playing pool, drawing and painting, "watching movies", sewing, being alone, and hanging out with my kick ass friends!

I'd like to meet:

men who have a future and women who have a past(Please don't put little sparkly lettering comments on my page, they make me want to stab people in their eye balls. Thanks!)

Music:

R.L. Burnside, Frank Sinatra, Wanda Jackson, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Social Distortion, Mike Ness, Neko Case, The Cramps, Jon Spencer blues explosion, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Southern Culture on the Skids, The Road Kings, Josie Kreuzer, Kim Lenz, The Flying Neutrinos, Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Koko Taylor, Concrete Blonde,Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Tiger Army, Morphine, Atomosphere, Sage Francis, Motley Crue, Guns and Roses, Poison, Skid Row, Bon Jovi...

Movies:

ya, sometimes

Television:

My TV and I went out shooting one day.... only one of us came back. I haven't been able to look at one since.

Books:

The Tao of Health Sex and Longevity, The Beauty Myth, Survival of the Prettiest, Sexual Politics of Meat, Beyond Beef, Fast Food Nation, Stiff, 1984, Animal Farm, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, the Zombie Survival Guide, Monkey Wrench Gang, On the Road, Cash by Cash, Conversations with God......

Heroes:

William Bouguereauhttp://www.artrenewal.org/museum/b/Bouguereau_Will iam/bio1.asp

My Blog

RIP little Rambler

Larry's little salmon pink 1965 AMC Rambler was t-boned by a semi a few days ago. Larry walked away with a sore shoulder so all is well in the world. ...
Posted by Crassy Broad on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:21:00 PST

Piercing article

Here is an article that Troy did for the Journal of Emergency Nursing. Troy owns the piercing side of Apocalypse where I used to work.http://files.tagworld.com/688a1a2d9f7c27984630a36e35291 f1988b6.pd...
Posted by Crassy Broad on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST

Patsey Cline is insane

I've been listening to Patsy Cline all night. I love Patsy Cline. She's definitely on the trapped on a desert island with only a few cd's list. But seriously. I know all the lyrics and I've been sitti...
Posted by Crassy Broad on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST

I can make this hurt...

I love my job. But it's still my job. And I still wake up in the morning sometimes and think, "I really don't want to go to work today." I do. I can't think of a cooler job. Maybe being a super hero, ...
Posted by Crassy Broad on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:16:00 PST

no tag backs!

Alright...Ive been Tagged so now EVERYONE must suffer! You six bastards who've been Marked with shame must now go and post a blog with 6 wierd, unusual, or just plain stupid facts about you. Then go a...
Posted by Crassy Broad on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:47:00 PST

Have a great day! Please!!!

Here's some ideas. I've been doing this since grade school. Start your day with high energy happy music. The kind that makes you want to dance around while your trying to put your pants on and makes i...
Posted by Crassy Broad on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:24:00 PST

My Caddy

Ya, so this is my new car. If anyone knows anyone who can rebuild the lower part of the engine or hook me up with a paint job I'd love to trade tattoos or pay 'em for it....
Posted by Crassy Broad on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:32:00 PST

by popular request...

Here are the immediate results of the insanity.  If you have no idea what I'm talking abut read the blog below this one....
Posted by Crassy Broad on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:50:00 PST

my lips are sore and swollen, other than that I'm great!

So in the blog I posted earlier I said I was going to tattoo myself tonight. Here's the pictures. ...
Posted by Crassy Broad on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:44:00 PST

I stole this from a friend because I like it!!

A good friend of my'n posted this in his blog and I hope he doesn't mind but I had to do the same. I agree. A woman should be right in the center of the fight with you. and none of us "need" anyone...
Posted by Crassy Broad on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:45:00 PST