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wing ding dingaling

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hey, don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are poopyheads like you.

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My Interests

slappin' that ass with a car antennamy beautiful wife Alex, Sweetie(the greatest dog in the world),pit bulls in general, tebori, any tattooing that is done well and relevant(not your stupid fuckin armband that you didnt wanna get done all the way around cuz it might hurt too much),The Alchemical Sciences, mojo bones, hoodoo curses, secret societies, wide-ranging conspiracies, the CIA's MKULTRA program, Trebuchets and catapults, dwarf tossing, shrunken heads, pickled punks, Absinthe, Pizza, barbecued ribs, Guinness Stout, the benificent effects of Delta-nine Tetrahydrocannibinol, spudguns, reptiles, cave paintings, fossils, mummies, how the hell does the Arctic Toad manage to freeze solid and stay alive, how does a hornytoad manage to squirt blood from its eyes....uh, what was the question?"these pencil-pushers don't appreciate the purity of research. As Plato said, the love of knowledge is the purest form of love. I would go further and say that the greatest quest for knowledge is the quest for insane knowledge. All these bureaucrats see is columns of numbers on paper."

I'd like to meet:

everyone and no one, wannabe has-beens welcome

Music:

James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, the Stooges, the Bad Brains, Beethoven, Stravinski, Thelonius Monk, first wave (and a bit of 2nd wave) ska, rock steady, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh(fuckin hippy-ass shit), slayer even though they are drunk jock music, Public Enemy, KRS-one, A Tribe called Quest,the Jungle Bros, pretty much any early 90's hip-hop that aint bobby brown or das efx, Miles fuckin Davis, Maceo Parker, DJ Krush, Nina Hagen, GWAR, Black Sabbath (with ozzy--ozzy without sabbath and sabbath without ozzy are cruel jokes), the Orb, the Cramps, the Ramones, the first few Public Image albums, Wynonie Harris, Hank Williams Sr, Billie Holiday, Claude Debussy, Southern Culture on the Skids, Esquivel, Jonathan and Darlene, Dick Dale, the first few b-52's albums, Screamin Jay Hawkins and of course those guys who sang Sugar Shack.

Movies:

Dancing Outlaw, Gummo, Julien donkey-boy, Siegfried(1924 Fritz Lang version)and Kriemhildes Revenge, Polyester, Pi, Nosferatu(either version but leanin toward the Murnau), Little Otik, Careful!, Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, The Shining, most of Hitchcocks flix, Repulsion, Sin City, Animal House, Young Frankenstein, Aguirre:the Wrath of God, El Topo, GWAR's Phallus in Wonderland video, fuckin' Fantasia, Superfly, Super Troopers, Team America, etc.,etc.,.

Television:

little britain, you bet your life, the joy of painting, six feet under, deadwood, Chappelle, anything that shows warner bros cartoons, leave it to beaver, the Honeymooners, Ultraman.... nothing new, rest assured.

Books:

all of 'em. every damn one of 'em.the best one of them all, however,the best book in the whole wide world,is called "Tattooing A to Z" by Huck Spaulding.

Heroes:

Koko, Michael, Lana, Popsicle, Steven Hawking, Albert Hoffmann, Richard Evans Schultes, Malcolm X, Genghis Khan, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Aliester Crowley, the fat Elvis, william shatner, gary coleman, the Kid from Brooklyn, Robert Crumb, Alex Grey, Filip Leu(heck, the whole Leu family for that matter), Yoshihito Nakano(Horiyoshi 3), Tin-Tin, Albrecht Durer, Heironymous Bosch, M.C. Escher, Gustave Dore, Werner Herzog, John Waters, Ted Breaux, Smedley Darlington Butler, and of course Dick Butkus

My Blog

just a spur-of-the-moment thing...

No. I don't think its cool to do this. If you are looking for a voice to validate your idea, I am not the one. No, I do not want to "just draw something up" for your frickin' impulse piece, that is wh...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:16:00 PST

Dont go to Turkey if youre diabetic

Well, I just came back from two weeks in Turkey. We were given tickets thru my stepmom who emphatically stated that we had to go. I had no idea what to expect, (I am, unfortunately, an American) so I ...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:52:00 PST

NO MORE!

THERE WILL, FROM NOW ON, BE ABSOLUTELY NO MORE OF THE FOLLOWING: -tribal suns-any dealings with individuals who want it "right now"-price shoppers-the word "hella"-BME, for ANY reason-Dick's burgers...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

Sweeties Birthday

well, it is my beloved dog's 2nd bitrthday and her boyfriend has moved away just this morning. I am happy for my sweetness but I am sad that Ash and his family have taken off for the East. I hope all ...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 02:27:00 PST

the return of the elusive and mysterious Sid blog

okay so here is the story. I posted this blog briefly and then realized it was the wrong version and retracted it. I then found out that the version I wanted no longer exists due to my late night, ahe...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:36:00 PST

plenty of change, none of it spare

No, I am not going to give you any change. I have seen you in the same spot on the same street for several months now. Back when the weather had just got warm I started seeing you around, and you look...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST

hows a feller supposed to enjoy a nice cold beer?

I just recently talked to a good friend who lives in (very fuckin) rural Montana, in a tiny-ass town with a population of maybe 500 but an actual functioning population of probably about 200. I person...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:56:00 PST

WHAT IS A TATTOO SHOP WITHOUT...

...a bunch of weirdos smoking out front...a head shop within a block...that stupid checkerboard tile floor...a dentist chair that weighs a ton and (optional)spills hydraulic oil. this chair will invar...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST

pistolwhip thy neighbor

As I write this I am burning with neighbor hatred. The other morning I was greeted at the door by an Animal Control officer who informed me that he was responding to a call about an off-leash dog runn...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST

pardon this,you asshole

Sooo, we are cruelly deprived of yet another godlike cultural figure, and, as before some fuckin white-ass fuckin bastard manages to upstage him in the national media.This is the second time I remembe...
Posted by wing ding dingaling on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST