i'm a superhero.
i have an adamantium laced skeleton and claws.
i have a mutant healing factor and superior senses.
eating meat. drinking. smoking. riding harleys. wearing leather jackets. saying "bub." going into berserker rages.
being the best there is at what i do.
the people in charge of the weapon X program, to tear them several new assholes each.
the good stuff.
i ain't got time for this shit...
i AM a hero.
but johnny cash, clint eastwood, and glenn danzig are all pretty badass guys.