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About Me

ATTENTION: DO NOT FRIEND REQUEST ME IF I HAVE NEVER TALKED TO YOU BEFORE. Anyone who disregards this message...I wish painful herpes breakouts for your entire family...especially your grandma.
I'm recently engaged to my lovely wife-to-be, Christina. We're getting married november of next year and that's pretty badass...that's about all that's new...so, on with the show...
I'm big, scary, and highly opinionated. I've been known to enjoy a friendly argument or at times a not-so-friendly fist fight. I'm loyal to my friends and family and would do anything for them...therefore I probably don't give two shits about you if you don't fall into those categories. However, feel free to ask, because I don't mind telling you either way.
I love combat...boxing, mma, wrestling, whatever. I'll fight anyone in anything just for fun. My next goal is to actually start training so I can fight in mixed martial arts. Once I stop being lazy and make some free time so I can do it. You'll see me in the ufc octagon someday.
I'm apprenticing to tattoo, I bartend and I go to school sometimes. I aspire to someday rule this world with an iron fist and maybe lead a clan of ninjas. I also enjoy a cool glass of lemonade after a long day.
I bought a townhouse in Catonsville and currently live there with Christina, Devon, Val, Sean, Brent, and maybe you if you can pay the rent. I'm always looking for roommates...there are some couches available, so if you can afford rent and won't make me want to hit you, talk to me. I have two cats: Frank and Weezie, one dog: Diesel, one snake: dog, 20 fish in 3 tanks, 2 fire-belly toads, 1 tree frog, 1 longtailed lizard, and a chubby frog Oh, and don't fuck with my cats. If Frank doesn't kill you; I will.
I don't really drug and hardly drink; I don't smoke either, so don't cry to me about your addictions. I love cars, but I'm waiting for that glorious insurance drop at 25 before I get a real sport car, besides, gas is too fucking expensive. The corolla died so I have a 1.8t passat now. I love art, videogames, music and movies..and just so you know, my television is kickass.
Ninjas Pirates Everything else
I hate hobos

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My Interests

Meat, varying my walking speed, halo, cars, writing naughty things on coasters, art, dispelling belief, tattoos, racing electric wheelchairs at the grocery store, shirts that are too small, computers, making thug kids pee their pants, kitchen break-dancing, music, ninjas, pretending to know people in public, 80's stuff, world domination, spooning, my cat, trucker sunglasses, robots, transformers, being awesome, ufc, growling at people, rubber duckies, panda gangs, public urination, pirates, stealing pink flamingos, dropping pocket change from high places, megatouch touchscreen games, mind control, porn, thwarting evil, humping stuff, full contact fighting, acting suspicious, video games, getting the really good parking spot then waiting in my car counting how many people stop and ask if i'm pulling out, backyard boxing, running for president, fucking, thrift stores, driving, comic books, watching movies, dropping the duece

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie, Trent Reznor, Jesse James, Ken Shamrock, Rich Franklin, Brandon Vera, and people who talk to me before requesting to be friends...I'm not a friend whore. If I don't know you, you are not a friend.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Tool, The Faint, Mindless Self Indulgence, Offspring, The Cure, Biohazard, Bouncing Souls, Rammstein, Underworld, As I Lay Dying, KMFDM, Sunny Day Real Estate, A Perfect Circle, Black Eyed Peas, Killers, Shadows fall, Daft Punk, BT, Chemical Brothers, God Forbid, Old ICP, Testament, Beck, Lords of Acid, Sepultura, Bad Religion, Old Metallica, Leatherstrip, Zao, Pig, Marilyn Manson, Death Cab for Cutie, Cex, KRS One, Linkin Park, Styles of Beyond, Orbital, Prodigy, Lacuna Coil, System of a Down, Salmon Ravager, the Orb, Pink Floyd, Bloodhound Gang, Vanilla Ice, etc. etc. etc. basically anything...I dont really care for country much though. Oh, and if you like Good Charlotte...kill yourself...and them.

Movies:

Scarface, Platoon, Dawn of the Dead, The Cube, Gone In 60 Seconds, ConAir, Punisher, Italian Job, White Castle, Kpax, American History X, 12 Monkeys, Requiem for a Dream, Catch Me If You Can, Goodfellas, Casino, Oceans Eleven, Die Hard, The Whole 9 Yards, Sin City, Hot Shots,The Last Boy Scout, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, American Beauty, Blow, Rundown, Mallrats, Dogma, 5th Element, Devils Advocate, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Lebowski, American Psycho, Fight Club, Naked Gun, Go, Traffic, Lost Boys, Half-Baked, Groove, Full Metal Jacket, Hackers, Lord of the Rings...lots more....movies are cool

Television:

The Ultimate Fighter, The Daily Show, Family Guy, AquaTeen, Sealab, Spaceghost, Brak Show, Invader Zim, Venture Brothers, Rhen & Stimpy, Monster Garage, Samurai Champloo, 12oz Mouse, WWE....I hate spongebob and reality shows

Books:

Random political stuff. King, some Clancy, um...I haven't read in years

Heroes:

My parents, Jesse James, Tony Montana, Trent Reznor, Frank Castle, Ken Shamrock, Rich Franklin

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My Blog

ATTENTION RANDOM PEOPLE

IF I DONT KNOW YOU, DONT REQUEST TO BE FRIENDS. FUCK OFF, THANKS. ...if you really want to know me...at least have the fucking respect to talk to me first ~mikeyT
Posted by mikeyT" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST